‘Overwatch’ Players Are Thirsty For Mei’s Dummy Thicc New Skin
Junkrat, I'm trying to sneak around, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap from my ass cheeks keeps alerting the guards.
Nice legs, Daisy Dukes, makes Overwatch players go *whoot-whoo*.
Overwatch‘s 2019 Anniversary event went live today, celebrating three years since Blizzard’s optimistic team-based shooter bounced into our hearts with its lighthearted and fun take on murder. The event brings back a rotating roster of past event game modes such as Junkenstein’s Revenge and Lucioball, as well as lets players grab past event skins they may have missed the first time around.
The event also adds new Anniversary cosmetics, allowing players to play dress-ups with Overwatch‘s killers. There’s a cool Roadhog skin that turns his head into a skull immersed in toxic waste. A D.Va skin puts the 19-year-old in a school uniform. Gargoyle Winston turns the ape to stone.
Yet there’s one cosmetic in particular that has captured bother players’ attention and their hearts, provoking mopped brows, bitten lips and shameless, unbridled thirst. Climatologist Mei‘s adorable new ‘Honeydew’ outfit puts the scientist in some Daisy Dukes, revealing a thick pair of thighs players are wishing would crack their skulls.
Me: ugh can y’all chill on this website with getting horny over game characters.
Also me: MEI PLEASE CRUSH MY HEAD LIKE A GRAPE WITH YOUR THIGHS pic.twitter.com/6ZrkS58VYm
— Enby Adams (@AlfieGameDev) May 21, 2019
Though it isn’t explicitly stated in the game, Overwatch fans have identified Mei’s ‘Honeydew’ outfit as being a uniform for a bubble tea shop. This is backed up by the reel on her right thigh, which appears to be a roll of sticker lids for plastic cups, and text on her gun that reads “bubble dew”.
It isn’t an outfit typically associated with insatiable lust. Yet appreciative players around the world have agreed that they would love nothing more than to slake their thirst with what Mei is serving.
I would die for Mei and her perfect chunky thighs pic.twitter.com/7tx43amybv
— NanoPierogi (@NanoPierogi) May 22, 2019
I don't know what Overwatch was thinking when they made Mei's new skin
But she looks like a whole meal rn
— 🔥🔥Goliath 🔥🔥 (@Just__Purrfect) May 22, 2019
— Knightfall (@KnightfallTV) May 22, 2019
I need to be drowned in thicc lady thighs right now because that new Mei skin oh my lord
— Clockwork the Robot (@Cole_The_Robot) May 21, 2019
Overwatch: Reveals new Mei skin showing her Thicc thighs
Me trying not to bust: pic.twitter.com/J78DOJVA0N
— ⛩ (@LordSexMachine) May 21, 2019
MS. MEI OVERWATCH I AM LESBIAN FOR U
— 🌱𓆏 I 💚 Froppy! 𓆏 🌱 (@frogobIin) May 22, 2019
— MekaWreka (@Spectra_Ghoul) May 21, 2019
— M'Blacku (@Retrospektiv_) May 21, 2019
i live for mei's thick thighs 👀
— detective pikachu fan account (@_kamiryn) May 21, 2019
Mei could crush me with her thighs and I wouldn't even be mad pic.twitter.com/9TBgKStttu
— 悲しい Akuma (@michal_zember) May 21, 2019
— King Azula (@serobonin) May 21, 2019
— Hello Clitty 🍰🍼☄💕 (@Nandiie_) May 21, 2019
Im sorry but Mei's new honeydew skin is the fucking cutest skin of all time. It's the fucking best man. Her cute ass thighs.
— Midna Ash 🖤 Goth Booty Queen (@MidnaAsh) May 21, 2019
logging in to see the new overwatch skins.
see Mei's skin pic.twitter.com/Tx8HHs1ggs
— Angel (@AGuyNamedAngel) May 22, 2019
I LOVE YOU? pic.twitter.com/Emnur6tMiF
— lis (@lasgladiators) May 21, 2019
i’ve only had honeydew mei for a day and a half.
but if anything happened to her, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself. pic.twitter.com/wcgVFLC4KF
— mio (@tvrhs) May 21, 2019
OK I HAVENT PLAYED OVERWATCH IN LIKE A YEAR BUT THIS NEW MEI SKIN IS KILLING ME WHY IS SHE SO CUTE……. pic.twitter.com/SoZ1TqAjxQ
— myles (@hornyforgoku420) May 21, 2019
— One Above None (@SoulessTime) May 21, 2019
Mei's thighs saved Overwatch
— LW (@Lostwisher) May 21, 2019
Regular new content such as new heroes, new maps, new lore and new modes has maintained Overwatch‘s healthy and active player base in the years since its release. Still, it seems that even after all these years, nothing gets the community’s blood pumping like a horny new skin.
The Overwatch anniversary event ends on June 11, so you’ll have to jump in before then if you want to get your hands on Mei’s shorts.
mei’s thighs. send tweet
— 청하 (@B4OB4O) May 22, 2019