"It was the sound and feeling and warmth of an Australia that I had long dismissed. And now, in the midst of a global horror, that I desperately wanted back."
Thanks for your concern, but we're doing fine
Some people aren't convinced our data is entirely safe
He says Australians have had 'plenty of time to get home', but that completely washes away how hard it is to pack up your life during a pandemic.
At least they've still got their sense of humour