Fans React To Justin Bieber’s “Brazilian Prostitute” Video

Following a week of endless revelations that Justin Bieber’s been partying in Brazilian brothels and inviting around 30 girls over to his hotel room in the wee hours for “chicken nuggets, chocolate, snacks and coffee”, a video of Justin sleeping oh so innocently on a communal sofa was leaked onto YouTube this afternoon.

“Sleeping innocently? Cool story,” we hear you say. Well, unfortunately for Justin, the video’s been titled ‘Justin Bieber Sleeping With Prostitute In Brasil Real And Original Video’, so yeah, there’s that.

While online time-wasters debate the authenticity of the clip, Bieber’s devoted fans are confused. Their emotions are all over the place, they don’t know what to think. Woe, the loss of innocence! It’s heartbreaking. But, it’s also kinda funny, too.

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1. Denial:

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2. Anger:

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3. Bargaining:

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4. Depression:

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5. Acceptance: 

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And with that, a generation has come of age.