Hold on to your butts!
Because when will you ever seen anyone throw a beer keg over their head?
Hey William and Harry, meet your new daddy.
"No, not a rant; I'm thoughtful, not upset!"
Domestic violence shouldn't be trivialised, much less turned into a joke.
Like you needed another reason to love M.I.A.
Accidentally, we assume.
It was the best of times, it was the blurst of times.
"We have a podium because we're in the freakin' band but we represent the fans that did not make it, the people whose stories may never get told."