The Best And Horniest Reactions To Harry Styles’ Joyous ‘Golden’ Video
"Harry Styles could hit me with his car and I'd probably thank him for it."
Early this morning, everyone’s unproblematic fave Harry Styles unveiled the music video for his new single from Fine Line, ‘Golden’.
The video sees Styles frolic along Italy’s Amalfi Coast wearing a variety of luxurious outfits — flowing Mr Darcy shirts, questionable bucket sailor hats, crochet driving gloves, powder blue suits. It’s three-and-a-half minutes of pure, ecstatic joy, and if you haven’t watched it already, please remedy that immediately:
Feel better now? In the cold, hard expanse that is 2020, ‘Golden’ feels like a salve.
“It’s one of the first songs when I was making the album and it’s always been a source of joy for me. And I wanted to make a video that encapsulated that,” Styles told the Associated Press recently. “I’d like to think it will maybe cheer a couple of people up. Cheered me up.”
It continues Styles’ run of slick and visually luscious music videos, following ‘Watermelon Sugar‘ in May this year — which featured Styles suggestively running his finger up the spine of a watermelon, an image that has not left most people’s heads in the last six months.
Of course, the reactions to ‘Golden’ from Styles’ fans has been nothing short of chaotic — from the wholesome…
oh to be Harry Styles running down an empty road in an Italian town, jamming out to the certified Bop™️ that is Golden
— Jack Edwards (@jackbenedwards) October 26, 2020
— asma golden era (@ethansgolden) October 26, 2020
I believe in Harry’s tummy supremacy pic.twitter.com/IsVRqWBE5Q
— ¹ᴰelodie²⁸ ◟̽◞̽ ☀️IS GOLDEN ☀️ (@swtcreature28) October 26, 2020
— NetflixFilm (@NetflixFilm) October 26, 2020
— erika (@lovestyIs) October 26, 2020
…to the outright horny.
GOODBYE WORLD pic.twitter.com/R4BUkAZwMY
— makayla ✿ (@94BLOODLINE) October 26, 2020
HIS NIPPLES pic.twitter.com/ZOPNHkSiL9
— anz (@tattedcross) October 26, 2020
Harry Styles is the only man in the world pic.twitter.com/sOxyerk3Nz
— Nica (@7Osharry) October 26, 2020
— soph (@ruelstrilogy) October 26, 2020
yeah sex is cool but did you experience the premiere of golden by harry styles?
— rheaaaa¹ᴰ is crying over golden ❀◟̽◞̽🧘🏽♀️ (@tpwkbixtches) October 26, 2020
I’ve been thinking about this for five hours and honestly Harry Styles could hit me with his car and I’d probably thank him for it
— Kristen Amiet (@KrissiAmiet) October 27, 2020
Look, they’re not wrong. Now excuse me, I’m going to watch it again because I need another dose of serotonin.