Ever get asked why you’re single and your eyes roll so far into the back of your brain you can only assume it causes a coronary embolism? And you realise the only reason you know the term “coronary embolism” is because of Grey’s Anatomy? And that you watch so much Grey’s Anatomy because you’re extremely single?

Look, same.

But being single is nothing to be ashamed of. (Neither is watching Grey’s Anatomy, for that matter.) In fact, being single is awesome, and most single people will take the time to let you know this. But they can’t, of course, because they keep getting asked that stupid question, “Why are you single???” Spare me.

In the lead up to Valentine’s Day, the people of Twitter dot com have banded together to give their brilliant answers to the age old (annoying) question. Here are our favourites below.

We Like To Live In Our Own (Real Or Fictional) World

#WhyImSingle Apparently, I have to go outside and let people see me.

— Morgan Morrison (@cookimonstress) February 8, 2018

#WhyImSingle I crush on too many celebrities or fictional characters, meaning I have unreasonably high expectations ??‍♀️

— Cheriza I. ? (@cheriza_) February 8, 2018

Our Saturday Nights Are Off The Chain

I eat Pringles in a stack of 5 at a time and ‘drink’ the crumbs from the can, when they’re all gone #WhyImSingle

— Ann (@DontLarfAtMeh) February 8, 2018

Add To That A Killer Sense Of Humour

-are you single
-no, i'm album#WhyImSingle for making jokes like these

— ً (@laughkpop) February 8, 2018

This is #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/EU7oLeiWBC

— Mark Hudson (@MarkHudson1986) February 8, 2018

You’ve Pretty Much Got The Whole Package?

#WhyImSingle I guess it's cause I'm kinda ugly lol my personality is everything tho

— b r i t t a n i ? (@baeni_) February 8, 2018

Me just thinking about trying to talk to the guy or girl I like… #WhyImSingle pic.twitter.com/62kyAQF2CL

— Carly Williams (@Carlyw_333) February 8, 2018

In Summary, Single People Are FINE, OK?

Im single by choice. Not my choice. But it's still a choice. #WhyImSingle

— PeepoPeepo✌ (@NotRickPhang) February 8, 2018

Because I'm a hot mess and i desperately want to get my shit together and take some time for myself before I even think about worrying about someone else's happiness. #WhyImSingle

— Eddie Hoermann (@eddie_hoermann) February 8, 2018

People in relationships, make it your resolution to stop asking single people why they’re single. Single people, keep being awesome.

(Lead image: Friends/NBC)