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While You Were Sleeping, Paris Hilton And Justin Bieber And R.Kelly Made You Some Interesting Music

Quentin Tarantino made a year-end list of his favourite movies from 2013, because who cares about October to December

Continuing his now annual tradition, filmmaker and patron saint of video shops Quentin Tarantino has revealed his top-ten favourite movies of the year so far (alphabetically, pffft). Of course, the year’s biggest bomb is on there.

1. Afternoon Delight (Jill Soloway)
2. Before Midnight (Richard Linklater)
3. Blue Jasmine (Woody Allen)
4. The Conjuring (James Wan)
5. Drinking Buddies (Joe Swanberg)
6. Frances Ha (Noah Baumbach)
7. Gravity (Alfonso Cuarón)
8. Kick Ass 2 (Jeff Wadlow)
9. The Lone Ranger (Gore Verbinski)
10. This Is The End (Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg)

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Banksy’s making videos now

International art man of mystery Banksy, who’s currently stencilling his way around New York, interrupted the usual flow of graff pics on his website yesterday with this odd video, in which Arab rebels shoot rockets at a beloved Disney cartoon character.

“What does it even mean?” yelled the internet, while an international religious war broke out in the video’s YouTube comments. Good one, Banksy.

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Justin Bieber’s new song and Paris Hilton’s new song and R.Kelly’s new song all want you to listen to them

And they’ll all make you feel various levels of shame. Bieber’s song is called ‘Heartbreaker’ and sounds like tropical teenage masturbation. Paris Hilton’s song is called ‘Good Time’ and sounds like cheap drugs. R. Kelly’s song is called ‘Cookie’ and will wreck Oreos forever. Take your pick!

Justin Bieber’s ‘Heartbreaker’:

Paris Hilton’s ‘Good Time’ (featuring Lil Wayne):

R. Kelly’s ‘Cookie’:

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Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP cover is real art

Well, I guess that kinda depends on your opinion of Jeff Koons? Gaga revealed the album artwork on Twitter this morning: overlaid on snippets of Botticelli’s The Birth Of Venus, she’s been turned into a provocative naked sculpture clutching a blue ball by the guy famous for turning colourful flowers into a giant puppy and gold-plate into Michael Jackson and Bubbles.

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The most pretentious pop album of the year is due out next month; CANNOT WAIT.

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