While You Were Sleeping, Kim And Kanye Got Engaged <3

Watch Sarah Silverson And Tig Notaro’s Failed NBC Pilot:

Susan 313 was shot in Spring 2012, co-stars  June Diane Raphael and Jeff Goldblum and Harris ‘#Humblebrag’ Wittels, and is about a woman who returns to her old apartment after the end of a ten-year relationship. It didn’t get a series order, but they let her put the whole thing online as a consolation prize.

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50 Cent Auditioned For A Role In 1997’s American Gangster:

He wanted to play one of Frank Lucas’ (Denzel Washington) brothers. Someone leaked the tape overnight. It is completely excellent for all of the reasons. (via Defamer)

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Ylvis Just Dropped A Follow-Up To ‘The Fox’:

Norway’s answer to Lonely Island have a new song, their first since ‘The Fox’ — which has clocked up almost 150 million views on YouTube since their inability to correctly determine animal noises came to the internet’s attention last month.

The new song is called ‘Massachusetts’. It is about Massachusetts. It landed online two hours ago, and only has a handful of views so far.

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Kanye West Proposed To Kim Kardashian:

It was Kim Kardashian’s 33rd birthday, and her boyfriend — the father of her three-month-old child — finally built up the nerve to pop the question. He had taken her to dinner at their favourite beachside Italian restaurant and, as they walked around the promenade hand-in-hand, with the moon bouncing off the gently lapping waves, he knelt down on one knee under the privacy of a palm tree and, wiping a tear from his rose-tinted eyes, asked if she would do him the honour of accepting his great grandmother’s ring.

NO I AM JUST KIDDING HE HIRED A BASEBALL STADIUM AND A 50-PIECE ORCHESTRA PLAYING A LANA DEL REY COVER AND DID IT IN FRONT OF ALL OF THEIR FRIENDS AND ALSO THERE WERE FIREWORKS!

As with all of the most solemn declarations of everlasting love between two people, the event was live tweeted by Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.

This is what a 15-carat Lorraine Schwartz diamond ring looks like in colour.

And this is what it looks like in black and white:

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