Uber Will Deliver Kittens To Your Office Today. UBER WILL DELIVER KITTENS TO YOUR OFFICE TODAY.

Does your office not have a cat? Are you secretly planning to quit and move to a job where the office does have a cat? Secretly despise your coworkers and want an excuse not to converse with them? You’re in luck, bud: this afternoon, you can order a bunch of adorable kittens to your office, courtesy of ride-sharing company Uber.

Pay $40 and Uber will deliver a basketful of kittens to your office for 15 minutes, with the money going towards local animal shelters. Since they’re all rescue cats, you also have the option of adopting them later. It’s all explained in this twee-as-shit promo video:

Uber’s image could do with a little tune-up lately, what with the many and varied ethical questions that cloud the company and the manner in which it is run; that whole surge-pricing-during-the-Sydney-siege thing that people weren’t too happy about; and the fact that it may be illegal in some places. But the kittens don’t know that, do they? They never have to think about the ethical implications of stuff like this. They are just cats!

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Via Mashable.