‘The Office Stare Machine’ Is The World’s Greatest Guide To Human Emotions
Perfect for sociopaths!
Remember the guy who collated every pop culture reference in The Office into a handy year-by-year historical database and time-travelling machine? That guy has so much free time on his hands, and, fortunately for us, he’s still spending it all on Office-related gimmicks. Overnight, he launched his newest Dunder Mifflin-referencing database, and it’s somehow even more impressive than his last one: everyone, say hello to ‘The Office Stare Machine‘.
What does ‘The Office Stare Machine’ do? Oh, it just lets you live out every human emotion (mainly, the stares) through the wonderful medium of Office clips. All you’ve gotta do is type in the kind of stare you wanna experience, and the rest is magic. For example:
“I want SAD stares.”
“I want JOYFUL stares.”
“I want DRUNK stares.”
“I want HANGRY stares.”
According to the site’s creator, if you watch all 706 stares, you’ll be treated to a “secret, epic, and beautifully crafted surprise video”. More importantly, though: sociopaths, you’ve just found your Bible. You’ll never have to silently think “Argh, what does pretend guilt look like?” again.
Still, it can’t help you with everything.
