This ‘Super Sad Movie Supercut’ Is Specifically Designed To Make You Cry, You’re Welcome
I cracked at 8.12.
Burger Fiction is a website that exclusively deals in supercuts, and today they have set down an ambitious gauntlet: this ‘Super Sad Supercut’ will 100 percent, without question, make you cry.
I know what you’re thinking: ‘Whatever, it’ll just be a bunch of sad clips from old movies that I’ve already seen. I’m at work right now, it’s almost lunchtime — you can’t touch me!’ Well, I felt pretty similar. But this video got me, alright. It got me real good.
(A quick primer on my current mental state at the moment: I am okay! Although, I am the end-of-the-week kind of tired that sometimes makes me a bit weepy. Also I haven’t eaten breakfast. Let’s do this!)
0.27: I’ve never seen The Iron Giant, so this is not that sad for me. Will this compilation just be kids saying goodbye to robots and aliens? Hard pass.
1.09: E.T is here already, only one minute in! This is not sad.
1.36: ARMAGEDDON, LOL
2.12: Oh shit, it’s the old woman dying bit in Up. Nope.
Oh no.
2.50: Okay, I’m starting to feel something.
2.56: Oh, Titanic lol. I’m fine.
3.38: I’ve never seen Marley and Me, but it looks pretty sad! I guess now we’re in the dead animal portion of the supercut.
Looks like a sad scene!
4.40: I’ve just realised I’ve never seen Bambi either? I actually don’t know anything about this film except: ‘the mum dies, it’s terrible’.
5.08: OH SHIT, IT’S SIMBA.
6.14: Oh no, they put My Girl in this. Oh no.
“HE CAN’T SEE WITHOUT HIS GLASSES.”
7.36: It’s fine, everything is fine. It’s Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting but whatever, it’ll be fine.
It’s fine, I’m fine.
8.12: Okay. It’s happened. Schindler’s List did it. Okay, it is done.