Snoop Lion’s Reddit AMA Will Get You High Just By Reading It
Weed was a major topical concern, of course.
Snoop Lion, aka Snoop Dogg, aka Calvin Broadus dropped by Reddit’s always entertaining Ask Me Anything earlier today, and I think you can guess how it all went. Going by the handle ‘Here_Comes_The_King’, Snoop was open to all questions from the intrepid Redditors and amused the world with his playfully weeded out sense of humour. The questions rolled in thick and fast (much like his blunts), but here’s an overview of the most illuminating moments. We hope you’re not operating any heavy machinery right now.
1. Who da only person that has ever smoked you out?
my uncle willie nelson
2. If you had to give an estimate of the amount of weed you’ve smoked over your lifetime, how much would you guess?
How big is mt rushmore? that much
3. What is your favourite weed strain?
purp
4. Do you want to adopt a kitten?
I just adopted 2. no joke. http://grumpycatpics.com/stories/24727/Even-Snoop-Dogg-Is-Down-With-The-CATS.html
5. How long does it take you to do your hair?
bout [10] blunts
6. Mr Lion, will you hire me to roll your blunts?
Lets see ur resume
7. Have you ever smoked a 1 oz blunt?
yup
8. What’s your favourite animal?
doggs. lions. walruseses.
9. Has your blunt intake increased since your last AMA?
I’m doing tha math. gettn bacc at you soon.
10. What’s your favourite movie?
Meatballs
11. Who’s your favourite painter of the impressionist movement?
MONET come on pimp
13. if u were a soup what kind of soup would u be?
alphabet soup (note: Snoop asked this question to himself)
14. Rollin down the street, smoking endo, sippin on jin and _____ be creative Sir Lion
Proust
15. Favourite munchies?
bbq twists
16. Snoop, who do you think is the rightful King of Westeros?
mother of dragons or tha midget
17. What character in the Star Wars Universe would you smoke weed with and why??
darth vader – he need help wit his breathin !! darth vaporizer UHEARME
18. Hey Snoop, On a recent interview Miley Cyrus said you two are alot alike. I was wondering if Miley was awesome to work with, and if she lives up to her party girl image. Also maybe you could share your thoughts on the cyrus.
She can smoke like a broke chimney
19. What is your favourite way to cure cottonmouth?
Skittles
And, just in case you weren’t completely high by the end of all that, he ended the whole thing by posting this smoky video:
What’s our equivalent of BBQ Twists? Does he mean Twisties? ‘Cause we’re pretty sure you’re all gonna need a giant bag of that stuff right now.