Seth Meyers Took Jon Snow To A Dinner Party And It Did Not Go Well At All
Your boyfriend is a bit of a downer.
Season five of Game of Thrones is due to hit our screens in less than a week, which means you’re probably readying yourself to re-enter the world of Westeros. Come Monday night, you’ll be chuckling along with Tryion’s quips, cheering on Arya, and having darkly erotic fantasies about your lover Jon Snow.
Don’t fight it. If you’re a living human person, you’ve thought about getting tangled up in his rich, luscious mane or drowning in his deep brown eyes at least once.
But sadly, Late Night With Seth Meyers may have just ruined a little of that mounting sexual tension you’ve been bottling up all year. On last night’s episode Meyers ran a skit with Kit Harrington which imagined what it would be like to have a real-life Jon Snow in your home, at a dinner table, drinking wine, just metres from your bed. It is disappointing to say the least.
Spoilers: talking about an ex-girlfriend isn’t usually very sexy, but talking about an ex-girlfriend who tried to kill you before being murdered by a child is a whole different thing.
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The new season of Game of Thrones premieres on April 12.