Queensland Palmer United Party Candidate Martin Brewster Is Twitter’s New Favourite Plaything
Can't imagine why.
Palmer United Party candidate Martin Brewster is a simple soul, but by gum he’s had just about enough of watching the government make a mess of it. He’s running in the seat of Hinchinbrook in north Queensland, and he’s got some policies, kind of!
In that ad
— steph harmon (@stephharmon) January 29, 2015
you may have
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noticed something
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about Martin
pic.twitter.com/IzhJWdaEpO — steph harmon (@stephharmon) January 29, 2015
that’s a little
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different. Twitter got a hold of that photo earlier today, and boy howdy have they been having some fun.
“After a hard day at the apothecary, I prefer to wet my whistle at Smithson’s Tavern. A creaming soda, my man!” pic.twitter.com/dvhqc2hDkV
— Geordie M (@TerryAustralis) January 29, 2015
I demand all my drinks arrive in jars pic.twitter.com/FV0dTaqJcH — Chris Duckett (@dobes) January 29, 2015
#ispendallmytimenakedinhotels pic.twitter.com/tVo05FgZY6 — Matt Burke (@matttburke) January 29, 2015
I finally did it. I done a meme! I tweeted out a photo and the internet did a meme of it! Look at me now, Dad!
Hey kids, we’re eatin’ dinner tonight! Come on out Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermott, Jordan, Taylor, Britney… pic.twitter.com/Urb4WmgE8Z
— Kemal Atlay (@kemal_atlay) January 29, 2015
Look, say what you want about this Brewster cove, but his patented elixir cleared up my rickets quick smart. pic.twitter.com/W2xMEuQ7A3 — Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) January 29, 2015
“Well Sally, I don’t give a pig’s ass what anybody says, I still say you make a hell of a pot of beans.” pic.twitter.com/mxc2BAO5Fk
— Bernard Keane (@BernardKeane) January 29, 2015
This has gone too far. What have I done. What have I become.
The election is but a ruse! Campbell Newman has ensnared a maiden most fair in a trap down at the old mill! pic.twitter.com/SmBlXqFPA1 — adam brereton (@adambrereton) January 29, 2015
“Well hold on a minute there, my boy, Islam isn’t a race” pic.twitter.com/qPD8xlYmw5
— SODA FOR THE BOY (@dannolan) January 29, 2015
.@GrahamPerrettMP I’m onto you mate pic.twitter.com/clZMayoO2s — Shane Bazzi (@shanebazzi) January 29, 2015
Oh dear God, make it stop, just let it end —
i am a passionate man, and i need a passionate lawncare program. that’s why i fuck the dirt. pic.twitter.com/7ne2Zyg4pJ — ya boi james colley (@JamColley) January 29, 2015
“Folks: I’ll not revoke the Christly laws against bikes in this great state. Motorbikes are the devil’s pushcart” pic.twitter.com/ceUhN1mKFN — j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) January 29, 2015
“You can’t trust the supermarket duopoly which is why I make my own Semen Storage Apparatus” pic.twitter.com/l7tT7sGZAO — SODA FOR THE BOY (@dannolan) January 29, 2015
Goodnight world.
*drops mic* I'm out pic.twitter.com/ny2ZmUFR6e
— Fakeed (@fakeedbutler) January 29, 2015
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