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Please Enjoy The ‘Today’ Hosts Losing Their Minds Over A Dress That Kind Of Looks Like A Vagina

The post-Logies broadcast was loose.

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When it comes to Today‘s morning-after-the-Logies telecast, things are notoriously loose.

The 2009 telecast, which featured host Karl Stefanovic still fabulously pissed from the night before, is now Australian television legend.

(They made him apologise.)

Now, I’m not saying that Karl and Lisa were still tipsy from the Logies this morning. What I am saying is that they were probably very tired. They were so tired that when fellow reporter Sylvia Jeffries started talking about how everyone was “in a flap” over her Logies dress, they couldn’t stop laughing.

This is because Sylvia’s dress kind of looked like a vagina.

Karl and Lisa tried to fight it. They tried to keep it in. But they couldn’t help it. Sylvia’s dress sort of looked like a vagina. And then she said “in a flap”. They were just so tired. They couldn’t help but laugh.

Sylvia thought it was very funny and that the “unflattering comparisons” that people were making about her dress were all in good fun. It was her birthday today! Having a laugh on your birthday is good stuff.

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Everyone was in a flap.