Pass It On: ‘My Garbage Cat Wakes Me Up At 3AM Every Day’ Is Your Life Made Into A Browser Game
Further proof that dogs > cats.
I hate to break it to you, but your cat hates you. It only rubs its head on you to spray you with glands behind its ears as a mark of ownership, and when you die it will wait about eight seconds before eating your face. Just eat it right off.
If you needed any more proof, remember that time your cat kept yowling and messing with your shit while you were trying to sleep? As in, every night for the last eight years? Game maker and fellow cat owner Will Herring knows how you feel. In his own words, “my garbage cat wakes me up at 3AM literally every morning,” and he’s turned that ongoing horror into a fun game for you! Marvel as you delve into the mind of a cat! Wonder as you destroy your owner’s valuable and treasured possessions! Scratch the hell out of your master’s face!
Behold:
The instructions are simple:
“Use the arrow keys to move and jump.
“Press Z to meow and cry all the time.
“Press X to knead with your dumb little paws.
Do your worst.”
And you will. Oh, you will.
“Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.”
You can destroy literally everything in the room, minus the lamp and the chair, and if that doesn’t wake the fucker up just sit on his face and meow incessantly. In all honesty, though, this whole situation could have been avoided if the poor guy had just invested in some Kitten Mittons!!