Paris Hilton Savagely Rejected Rob ‘Millsy’ Mills In Front Of His Mum Last Night
Pretty sure this is how civil wars start.
Paris Hilton is in Australia right now promoting perfumes or her clothing line or extreme wealth or something, and last night on The Project she decided to take time out of her busy promoting schedule to commit an act of sheer celebrity brutality.
After some strange and meaningless chit chat about having a lot of passports (“You’re like Jason Bourne!” said Peter Helliar) and how weird Vegemite tastes (“We need to run tutorials on how to eat Vegemite,” said Waleed Aly soberly) Paris explained to the panel what she actually does. Fitzy made this face.
Fitzy has a think.
Then the topic of Paris’ infamous 2003 one-night stand with Rob ‘Millsy’ Mills came up, because there aren’t that many celebrity scandals in Australia and so this is still big news 13 years later. Despite Millsy hinting for years that it was more than just the one time and that they were sort of pals for a while, Paris Hilton responded in a way that was so savage, so ruthless that you could probably get away with calling in sick to work today for emotional reasons. “Who?” she said, in a bored drawl.
WHO? IT’S BLOODY MILLSY, PARIS!
Don’t you/forget about Mills.
You want to know the worst thing about all of this? Worse than insulting one of our nation’s finest singer/actors (don’t feel too bad for Millsy — he just got a role as a “progressive” and “intriguing” teacher on Neighbours!)? Millsy’s mum was in the goddamn audience of The Project last night. It was a total coincidence. Millsy’s mum was there to see him betrayed.
This is @ParisHilton getting a snap with newly engaged couple @theprojecttv. The lovely lady avoiding being in the pic is Millsy's Mum! ??? pic.twitter.com/nN7KafJFG9
— Peter Helliar (@pjhelliar) November 17, 2016
Terrible. In other terrible news, Paris also revealed that she voted for Donald Trump because he’s known her since she “was a little girl”. That is entirely true: remember when Trump told Howard Stern that he was attracted to her when she was 12-years-old? Just a couple of old pals.
You can watch the full segment here.