It’s Been One Year Since The Death Of Harambe And Oh Boy Does The Internet Know It
Never forget.
Memes do not die. We might forget about them, live out the rest of our lives as humans, and finally turn to dust, but memes are immortal in a way none of us truly grasp. Nowhere is this more obvious than in the case of Harambe, The Gorilla That Died But Not Really Because Now He’s Online Forever.
When I die I want to be cremated. And then turned into a meme, like Harambe. I guess you could say
::sunglasses::
I want to be meme-ated
— Xeni Jardin (@xeni) August 23, 2016
For anyone who’s been living under a rock without wifi for the past 12 months, Harambe was infamously shot dead by zookeepers at Cincinnati Zoo on his seventeenth birthday, after a child fell into his enclosure. The story soon went viral, as the global media debated the staff’s decision to kill the captive animal in order to protect the child.
Naturally, jokers on the internet ate that shit up.
Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Harambe: I'll have a beer
Me: No he'll have just ice
Bartender: Just ice?
Me: Yes, justice for Harambe— BRANDO (@lightskinsavior) August 22, 2016
damn right, Apple.
[tears well up in my eyes]
damn right. pic.twitter.com/chPpjNRjS7
— Colley (@JamColley) July 20, 2016
Cecil and Harambe fighting in heaven they are enemies pic.twitter.com/Vv0ADcc8LC
— MotorTrycle (@dudethings4guys) June 8, 2016
"harambe? i haven't heard that name in years" pic.twitter.com/lCqA7cbV5n
— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) August 22, 2016
The incident inspired so much nonsense it is practically impossible to keep track of, from Harambe merchandise to memorials to mayoral runs to that goddamn Harambe cheeto selling for close to $130,000.
Now, one year since the People’s Gorilla was killed, the internet is, well, see, here’s the thing folks: the internet is back at it again.
I cant wait to celebrate SUMMER ?
S- Sunday
U- Marks
M- 1 Year
M- Since
E- Harambe's
R- Death— Bear Knee Sanders (@LeBearGirdle) May 24, 2017
Sunday is the one year anniversary of the murder of #Harambe. Dicks out all weekend to pay respect.
— Cassandra Fairbanks (@CassandraRules) May 27, 2017
I can't believe Harambe missed out on fidget spinners ?
— Yung Jean Jacket (@joeschu1699) May 28, 2017
Harambe would have been 18 years old today pic.twitter.com/Uph4lTKLkI
— Jakob Doxey (@doxeymoron) May 28, 2017
happy 18th birthday harambe RIP pic.twitter.com/VtA78pv3DN
— Michael Kovach (@kovox) May 27, 2017
A week from today marks the one-year anniversary of sweet Harambe's crucifixion. Blessed be his name. pic.twitter.com/p2bjgK1qD0
— BroBible (@BroBible) May 21, 2017
? THIS SUNDAY: BATS FOR #HARAMBE! Proceeds from mini bat will go to the @GladysPorterZoo's Harambe Fund.
Pre-Order: https://t.co/cujPXZEpfl pic.twitter.com/R8zgIu9Typ— Fresno Grizzlies?? (@FresnoGrizzlies) May 23, 2017
Please note this one truly insane meme (and blatant attempt to recruit new members) from the Greens.
The Greens meme. The Gremes. The meme on The Gremes’ actual goddamn website.
So there you have it, everyone. One year since some zookeepers were forced to make an unspeakably difficult decision, we the internet get to have a good old belly laugh at them for it.
@CincinnatiZoo Harambe spends 24 hours a day sleeping now after y'all murdered him.
— Carter Moles (@cmolessportsfan) May 27, 2017
Vale Harambe, the silverback gorilla who, while dead, will sadly never rest in peace.
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Feature image via Ryan Michael/Twitter