Oh Look, It’s Yet Another Trailer For ‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1’
It's slightly more revealing than the last few!
First there were the Panem addresses from President Snow. Then there was the teaser trailer. Then there were some promo posters. Then another promo poster, alongside a teaser trailer for the trailer. Then, finally, there was the first trailer. Then, two weeks later, there was another goddamn teaser with a Lorde soundtrack.
Now there’s one more trailer, three weeks out from the movie’s official release. Hooray, I guess.
And because they split the last book into two movies, we get to do it aaaaaall again next year when the second one comes out.
By the end there will be nothing left. The earth will be a smoking ruin. The sky will boil. Everything pure and simple and good will wither and decay. And the last of us left alive, those unlucky few, will see our doom in each other’s eyes as the world’s last smartphone lights up with a notification. ‘EXCLUSIVE TEASER PHOTOS OF MOCKINGJAY PART TWO TEASER TRAILER TEASER POSTERS’.
God help us all.
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The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 1 is in cinemas from November 21.