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Nigerian-Venezuelan Sprinter Regina George Is Genuinely Sassier Than ‘Mean Girls’ Regina George

Get in loser, we're going sprinting.

by Alex McKinnon  1 August 2014

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For over ten years, Mean Girls Queen Bee Regina George has been the undisputed Sass Champion of the World. Many have tried to overthrow her. All have failed; indeed, many have perished before her blinding sass.

But now a new contestant has arisen to challenge Regina George’s long, sassy reign. Her name?

Regina George.

A 23-year-old sprinter with dual Nigerian-Venezuelan citizenship, George is currently representing Nigeria at the Glasgow Commonwealth Games; a few days ago she clocked a time of 53.92 seconds in the 400 metres and qualified for the semi-finals.

When she’s not doing that, she’s flooding Instagram with sassy-as-all-hell pictures like this:

Mean Girls Regina didn’t even have Instagram. No excuses.

Meanwhile on Twitter, where George goes by the handle @DivaOnTheTrack, she spends her time gushing about Starbucks coffee and using the “100” emoji more often than the word “and”.

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Regina also takes her sprinting super seriously — entire articles have been written about her abs alone, which probably means she could beat up both you and your Dad. here she is basically telling every other sprinter to go home because they’re inferior.

Move over, Blonde Regina. You are officially the second-sassiest person in the room.

YOU shut up.

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Feature image via Regina George/Twitter.