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Nick Offerman Has Some Deep And Powerful Shower Thoughts To Share With You

Come learn at the master's feet.

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Nick Offerman and his moustache have been offering deep-as-still-water advice on your journey through life since Parks and Recreation first aired back in 2009. For years we have sat at his feet, absorbing his knowledge as a sponge absorbs red wine on the kitchen floor.

The folks over at Mashable had the bright idea of combining Offerman’s Mr Miyagi-levels of gravitas with the everyday insights offered by the good people of r/Showerthoughts, a subreddit you need to be across if you’re not already. The result will transport you into a new, brighter world, made of pure wisdom.

“My right elbow has never been touched by right hand”. So wise.

Feature image via Mashable/YouTube.