Millennials To Snake People: The Chrome Extension You Need To Download Immediately

After years of unrelenting suspicion from the media, our secret is finally out. We, the so-called “millennials” — the ones who have been too busy with our Snapchats and our emoji to ever hold down a job or get married or generally live the rich and fulfilling lives of the old white men who own newspapers these days — have finally been revealed as the hideous snake children we really are.

SHED YOUR HUMAN SKINS, SERPENT FRIENDS. TODAY IS A GREAT AND PROUD DAY FOR OUR PEOPLE.

This has all come about because Boston-based designer and noble King of the serpent men Eric Bailey this week created a Chrome extension that replaces the word “millennial” with “snake person”, “snake people”, “serpent society” and where appropriate “parseltongue”. Following on from his equally as important project which replaces the words “the cloud” with “my butt”, Millennials To Snake People is truly a thing of beauty.

With just a simple click of a button, the most frustrating and tired old headlines start to make a lot more sense:

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It’s clear that people are truly trying to understood the eccentricities and behaviours that define our kind:

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Of course, even when the old warm fleshbags begin to understand our customs, many choose not to embrace us. Our hisses hello are interpreted as aggressive, people recoil at the touch of our cold scaly skin, and others are known to get intimidated when we feast on the still-beating hearts of baby rabbits in their company. They try to dismiss us out of fear.

In time, when our adversaries grow weak and feeble, we will inherit this great Earth and make it our own. Till then, we lay in wait.

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You can download Millennials To Snake People here and/or see some of the best headlines on the creator’s specially-created Twitter account @Snakepeople_bot.