Miley Cyrus Is Eating Random People’s Underwear Now
The popstar's North American Bangerz Tour sounds pretty amazing.
Miley Cyrus’s recently launched North American Bangerz Tour has apparently been quite the spectacle (for perverts!). Earlier this week, the internet went nuts went pics emerged of the popstar giving a pretend beej to someone dressed up as former president Bill Clinton (hip reference, Miley!).
miley pretending to give Clinton head is iconic bye pic.twitter.com/cQ9aMBwdGI
— ☹ bri ✞ (@yungchipotle) February 15, 2014
According to HuffPo, the show also reportedly featured scenes of Miley writhing around on a car while clad in a marijuana-printed leotard (lol), as well as some suggestive tickling of her back-up dancers. Needless to say, the tour’s been flooded with complaints and calls for an immediate cancellation by shocked parents who’ve clearly never heard of Miley Cyrus.
Yep, that hand’s way up in there.
Overnight, she upped the ante, taking a G-string thrown onstage by some weirdo teenager, and sticking the whole thing into her mouth, like a magician about to do a handkerchief trick.
OMFG SOMEONE JUST THREW THEIR THONG ON STAGE AND MILEY PUT IT IN HER MOUTH!!!!!
— smiler. (@JasonTrannn) February 17, 2014
No news on what the encore involved, but we’re pretty sure it was more exciting than a 10-minute rendition of ‘Free Bird’. This tour needs to come to Australia immediately.