Lunch Club! The Onion’s Review Of ‘The Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Is Very Accurate
It's true, Peeta's just not that hot.
We assume a bunch of you will be heading to the cinema to watch The Hunger Games: Catching Fire this weekend, if you haven’t already pushed children out of the way to go and see it already. Peter K. Rosenthal, The Onion’s completely fake ‘Head Film Critic’, makes an interesting point that’ll be weighing on your mind throughout the film:
“Don’t get me wrong, [Peeta] is still one of the cutest boys in Panem, but it’s a stretch to believe any girl would actually risk her life for him. He’s the kinda boy you might make-out with for a bit, but probably nothing more than that. He’s cute, he’s just not hot.
Gale is super hot. He’s a much hotter boy than Peeta, in my opinion. If Gale is a 10, then Peeta is only like a 6. Maybe he’s a 7 when he has shorter hair, but even then he’s probably still a 6.”
This is exactly the kinda conversation you’ll be having after the screening, no matter how old you are.