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Let’s Talk Through Our Feelings About That HUGE ‘Game Of Thrones’ Development

We feel... turned on? Weird? idk.

by Matilda Dixon-Smith  28 August 2017
Game of Thrones

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So the Game Of Thrones season seven finale was pretty dang explosive, hey. Dragons flying just about everywhere! Explosive deaths (to be discussed later!!!). Cersei jus’ bein’ Cersei. (Love that girl.)  But let’s be real: we’re here to discuss one very important development, of the eggplant emoji variety…

hell.

yeah.

Daenerys Targaryen, Mother Of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, Bedder of Nephews has in fact bedded her nephew, resident GoT hottie Jon Snow.

Yup. They. Did. The. Sex.

Will never get tired of seeing Kit Harrington’s bum-bum.

Let’s be real, there is not nearly enough *moist emoji action* going on in this show anymore. The people are here to see hot, filthy, grotty nobles bump genitals consensually. MORE GENITAL BUMPING PLEASE.

But there’s nothing like a really good, totally weird, v incestuous and kinda super hot sex scene (with Bran Stark inappropriately involved) to remind you of the oversexed GoT days of old, huh?

And this one is… tender? Longed for? Idk. I have confusing feelings about it, gang. It started off so, so divine. Just Jon and Dany, together, cloistered in a corner and plotting their future together. (Ok, ok, their military future. But still!)

Oi, cobbah, what we gunna do about this situation up North then?

What’re we going to do about this situation down south, more like.

The stage was set, my friends. So if you were still making your peace with the idea of an aunt and nephew rubbing bits — well…

♫ i wanna sex u up ♫

I want you to.

*righteous eighties saxophone solo*

And thanks HBO for releasing a full video of the scene, which tbh is kissing fingers good even if you’re on the fence about incest.

So… damn. It really happened. And Twitter is, to be quite frank with you, deeply shook.

To be honest with you, though. The best/weirdest part about the consumation of Jon and Dany’s, like, two-episode boner for each other is all the bonkers stuff that happened around it.

Like 1) the fact that it was narrated by Bran’s recount of the true story of Jon’s birth, thus confirming what we’ve all known for a while: that Jon is the son of Lyanna Stark and Rheagar Targaryen.

And, you know, just Bran’s generally weird vibe. (He’s weird.)

♫ every breath you taaaaaaaaaake ♫

Not to mention Tyrion’s creepy peeping tom attitude toward Dany and Jon’s private rendevous in Dany’s chamber.

Hi excuse me wtf is happening here.

(Is Tyrion jelly? Does Tryion HEART Dany?)

Whatever Tyrion’s little looky-loo means, it’s a whole, serious, EPIC new ballgame now that Dany and Jon are bonking. And I for one cannot wait until season eight, when this piping hot, delicious tea spills all over Westeros.

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Matilda Dixon-Smith is Junkee’s Staff Writer. She tweets from @mdixonsmith.