Drunk Reese Witherspoon Gives Sex Advice To Cara Delevingne In An Elevator, Refuses To Accurately Pronounce Her Name

Well. That’s gotta be one of the most fabulous headlines we’ve posted.

Overnight, model Cara Delevingne uploaded two videos to Instagram, documenting a night at the Met Gala with the girls. This would be an interesting enough thing to watch in itself (if you find that kind of thing interesting), but in this case “the girls” included Kate Upton, Reese Witherspoon, and a very whingey Zooey Deschanel. (“Where aaaaaaarrrrrre we?” she whines, as if she’s not wearing a Tommy Hilfiger gown in a lift with three famously great partiers, at one of the most famously great parties in America.)

“I love you, Kara. Cara. I don’t know what your fuckin’ name is,” says Reese, before offering some sage wisdom: “The most important thing about a name, for a girl, is that a man can whisper it into his pillow.”

“And if you force me to say your last name I’ll be fucked,” she continues. But she has a crack at it anyway.

The videos have now been deleted from Instagram, but you can watch them in their separate iterations on Gawker.