Donald Trump Follows Up Gross GOP Debate Remarks, Trolls FOX’s Megyn Kelly On Twitter

As you’ve probably heard by now because you live above ground and in the 21st century, the US’ first Republican Presidential Debate was a thing that happened last night, with your mate Donald Trump inspiring a presumably slack-jawed crowd to raucously applaud his misogyny.

Said misogyny was brought to the audience’s attention by FOX host Megyn Kelly, who threw perfectly valid and researched shade at the particularly ripe fruit-looking 2016 presidential candidate.

Miraculously, his astonishing ignorance seems to have remained intact thanks to a terrifyingly steady white bro fan base and an unusually visible ego, taking to Twitter after the debate to passive-aggressively accuse Kelly of being too harsh (also see: journalism). He sought out and retweeted remarks that targeted the journalist and came to the big man’s defence, as if he was the one — not the various women he’s publicly oppressed — being bullied. #PRAYFORTRUMP:

"@ElvisFever: @megynkelly @FoxNews Out to get you with baited questions. She was angry at you. Very hostile and unprofessional"

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

"@GotMade: @realDonaldTrump Great Job!!! Winning the debate last night will take over half the field out, @FoxNews was not fair to Trump"

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

"@CaptTimScrim: Dear @megynkelly , your attempted hatchet job on @realDonaldTrump was unbecoming & a total failure. @FoxNews

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

"@joshuapantoja: @megynkelly @FrankLuntz @realDonaldTrump you tried to attack Trump, he took it and smiled. Trump will be the next president

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

"@italy2320: @Reid2962 @FoxNews @megynkelly Tell me what I can do to help you. She really has made me want to never watch fox again"

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

"@stinger_inc: @realDonaldTrump @megynkelly's behaviour at the #GOPDebate was astonishingly biased."

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

"@Reid2962: @realDonaldTrump @FoxNews I expected better from @megynkelly, wondering what is her hidden agenda.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

… And it goes on like this.

Trump also seems to think Kelly “bombed”, even though the reporter completely called him on out on being an overtly sexist pig time and time again on Twitter and on his shows, while Trump’s totally diminishing response was that it was “only Rosie O’Donnell” (at which point aforementioned terrifyingly steady white bro fan base lost their collective shit because obviously women being psychologically abused by men is hilarious).

Wow, @megynkelly really bombed tonight. People are going wild on twitter! Funny to watch.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

I really enjoyed the debate tonight even though the @FoxNews trio, especially @megynkelly, was not very good or professional!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2015

He’s since backed off and resumed smugly retweeting stats about his perplexing popularity, but the internet is still reeling from the hangover that is everything Trump said last night. So with that in mind, please accept this photo series from a Reddit Photoshop Battle as some sort of virtual stress release ball: