Everyone Is Roasting DJ Khaled For Refusing To Give His Wife Head
Even Smash Mouth is giving him shit.
Question: what do Westworld star Evan Rachel Wood, rock band Smashmouth and the dictionary all have in common?
Answer: they’re all throwing shade at DJ Khaled over his refusal to go down on his wife.
Khaled admitted as much during an interview in 2014 on a New York radio show, telling the understandably flabbergasted hosts that while he was happy for his girlfriend (now wife) Nicole Tuck to perform oral sex on him, he wasn’t in any hurry to return the favour.
“It’s different rules for men,” he said. “We the king, so there’s some things y’all might not wanna do, [but] it gotta get done. I just can’t do what you want me to do. I just can’t.”
ok so I’m convinced he has the mind of a teenage boy pic.twitter.com/epzhPjceny
— Got Student Loans Homie Quan (@howcomeyousmell) May 4, 2018
The footage reemerged on social media over the weekend, and people were not impressed.
DJ Khaled missin out
— TERRIBLE JOHNNY (@JohnnyStevens) May 5, 2018
Really brave of DJ Khaled to openly admit that he’s terrible at sex.
— Charlotte (@ScarlettThunder) May 4, 2018
“Bro did u hear DJ Khaled doesn’t eat pussy?!”
“Uh….”
“I chow down on my girl 24/7 BRO! It’s a non stop buffet!!!”
“Sir please just pull forward and get your food”
— Brandon Calvillo (@BJCalvillo) May 5, 2018
DJ Khaled clarifies that he has other, more talented guys go down on his wife while he stands around and yells stuff like “DJ KHALED” and “WE THE BEST”
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) May 4, 2018
Girl, are you a ninja or DJ Khaled’s wife? Because, either way, I didn’t see you coming.
— Lisa Marie (@xLiserx) May 5, 2018
DJ Khaled: AH! I don’t know what I’m doing here! *blasts rap airhorn at wife’s vagina*
— popular comedy account “the pixelated boat” (@pixelatedboat) May 4, 2018
Breaking News
DJ Khaled and Kanye are collaborating on a new album entitled, “Hold My Beer.”
— Augustus 11 (@Augustus709) May 5, 2018
BREAKING NEWS: Alf is officially a better lover than DJ Khaled. pic.twitter.com/o4RNlf2ohR
— Kimble (@kwick22a) May 5, 2018
CANCELLED pic.twitter.com/xCcDIksSdf
— Livia “Abolish ICE” Scott ?⚑ (@LiviaLove) May 4, 2018
DJ Khaled wife texting her side piece like… pic.twitter.com/XFnhMRK8jJ
— George M Johnson (@IamGMJohnson) May 4, 2018
When you realize why Khaled is trending pic.twitter.com/Ra2aImkuYU
— ???? ?????? (@xeni) May 5, 2018
Including our three unlikely allies.
You’re seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women. ?
You should grow up. https://t.co/hllmvQ8mSS— #EvanRachelWould (@evanrachelwood) May 4, 2018
A King who doesn’t is no King at all. https://t.co/Jg1GAlfIjI
— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) May 4, 2018
Double standard. A code containing different provisions for one group of people than for another, especially an unwritten code of sexual behavior permitting men more freedom than women.
See also: DJ Khaled? ? https://t.co/OISC53qTde https://t.co/AeAg5pl84T
— Dictionary.com (@Dictionarycom) May 4, 2018
Roasted by a dictionary. Goddamn.
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