David Tennant Read Out Some Of The Filthy, Filthy Tweets Scottish People Send To Donald Trump
Scotland does not like Donald Trump very much at all.
In perhaps the most perfect confluence of two shit things since Microsoft bought LinkedIn, Donald Trump flew in to Scotland last week just hours after the country was unwillingly dragged out of the European Union by its Brexit-voting neighbours in England. Scotland, by contrast, voted overwhelmingly to stay in the EU, raising the prospect that the Scots will have an independence referendum of their own and leave the UK so the EU will take them back.
None of which managed to penetrate the forest of orangutan pubic hairs nestled on top of Trump’s head. On arriving in Scotland, he quickly set about congratulating Scots for voting to”take their country back”. Scots, in turn, told Trump in no uncertain terms to go fuck himself via the uniquely creative relationship Scottish people have with language.
But no episode of people telling Donald Trump to go away forever would be complete without at least one celebrity getting involved. On the most recent Full Frontal with Samantha Bee, former Doctor Who star David Tennant made a guest appearance to deliver some of the best Scottish Trump insults from what appears to be a windy moor, as is tradition in Scotland when abusing a gronk.