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You Can Totally Buy A ‘Breaking Bad’ Showbag At This Year’s Royal Melbourne Show

Bertie Beetle better watch his back.

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Bertie Beetle better watch his back, because there’s a brand new player in town. Staking a claim to the showbag pavilion at this year’s Royal Melbourne Show: a showbag inspired by AMC’s Breaking Bad. Because I mean really, what do kids love more than gritty serial dramas about the rise and fall of Albuquerque drug barons?

Maybe the Wizz Fizz bag. But that’s about it.

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The Breaking Bad showbag features a number of pieces of Heisenberg-themed merchandise, including Heisenberg playing cards, a Heisenberg key chain, a Heisenberg baseball cap and a Heisenberg apron.

I definitely want that apron, but to be honest the $25 tag feels a little on the steep side. Then again this is the Melbourne Show, so I’m not sure why I expected anything different.

Still, they could have at least thrown in a Los Pollos Hermanos t-shirt or a beginner’s chemistry set or something. I’m probably just going to wait until next year and hope they come out with a Deadwood-themed showbag instead.

h/t The Age