Beyoncé Has Been Accused Of “Extreme Witchcraft”, Which Would Explain Why All Her Songs Slap
A former bandmate claims Beyoncé murdered her kitten.
In news that you can file under Well That’s A Headline I Didn’t Expect To See, Beyoncé’s ex-drummer has filed for a restraining order against the singer, alleging that Bey is using “extreme witchcraft” against her.
In court documents obtained by The Blast, drummer Kimberly Thompson is also claiming that Beyoncé “murdered her pet kitten”, and that she is using “magic spells of sexual molestation” against her. Additionally, Thompson alleges that Bey has been using “spells” to control her finances and spy on her.
You can view the court documents here. So far, Beyoncé has not responded to the allegations — but fans are taking the news surprisingly well.
Yasssssss I know I stanned an almighty priestess. Glory be to she
— IM NOT THOSE BITCHES IN THE STRIP CLUB (@_Jashawn24_) September 20, 2018
BEY USE ME USE ME pic.twitter.com/ZeVo7UFCk4
— Bit ofa Blabbermouth (@BeyoncePad) September 20, 2018
— Sas (@SasLovesYa) September 20, 2018
Pitchfork reports that the Los Angeles Superior Court refused Thompson’s initial request for a temporary restraining order on September 19. A hearing is now scheduled for October 11.
Apart from being Beyoncé’s ex-drummer, Thompson also played in Fred Armien’s house band for Late Night With Seth Myers.
I mean hey, Beyoncé is in the Illuminati after all.