Aziz Ansari Live-Tweeted The Super Bowl As If It Was ‘Friday Night Lights’

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by Steph Harmon 3 February 2014

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“@azizansari: So excited for the Super Bowl tonight: The Dillon Panthers vs. The East Dillon Lions! #AzizsFNLBowl2” pic.twitter.com/yLNcS0vOLF

— Scott Porter (@ScottPorter) February 2, 2014

BREAKING: Big Tim Riggins was just seen leaving Flashdancers early this AM. Coach Taylor – not pleased. #FNLBOWL2 — Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Smash Williams spotted leaving the Spotted Pig, reportedly in talks with Shawn “Jay Z” Carter to sign to Roc Nation Sports. #FNLBOWL2 — Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Saracen “very moved” by James Turrell exhibit at Guggenheim. Taking Grandma Saracen to Bloomingdales to “get her a new perfume.” #FNLBOWL2
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

.@paulscheer reports: I’m on the field with Buddy Garrity and he’s promising free car leases to the winning team. #FNLBowl2 — Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Landry’s Uncle Jack and friends seen making a rather odd visit to the opposing teams locker room. Players seem rattled. #FNLBOWL2 — Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

BREAKING: Crucifictorious REPLACED by Bruno Mars for Half Time show. Landry – not pleased. #FNLBOWL2
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Tinker reportedly not yet at the stadium. Still in line for a ShackBurger. #FNLBOWL2
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Big Tim Riggins nowhere to be found. Last spotted having a PBR at Lit on 2nd Ave at 3:45am last night. #FNLBOWL2 — Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Buddy Garrity also MIA, stuck in traffic after “quick stop” at Eataly. #FNLBOWL2 — Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 2, 2014

Very sad. Grandma Saracen gets confused at Madame Tussad’s. Claims Harrison Ford “rude” for not accepting invite to the game. #FNLBOWL2
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014

OVERHEARD: “Smash you listening to me or texting Drake about an after party?! Get your head in the game son!” – Coach Taylor #FNLBOWL2
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014

BREAKING: Luke Cafferty no where to be seen. Reportedly seen taking his girlfriend Becky to see “Book of Mormon” instead. #FNLBOWL2
— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) February 3, 2014