80-Year-Old Joan Didion Is Now A Fashion Model, Has No Time For Your Shit
BOW DOWN, BITCHES.
If this isn’t the most goddamned stylish octogenarian you’ve ever seen in your life, I want to tag along to whatever upmarket bingo nights you’re lurking in. Ol’ Joanie is officially the new face of upscale fashion brand Céline and we’re calling it: today is officially the Day of Didion. Everyone must don giant fly goggle glasses and carry themselves with a gentle grimace that forever says ‘You’ve always slightly disappointed me’.
Meanwhile Justin Bieber has been announced as the new face of Calvin Klein and not one single fuck has been given.