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The Chaser Have Deep Faked Scomo Singing An EDM Song Titled ‘Coal Makes Me Cum’

The political anthem nobody wanted has arrived.

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The political anthem nobody wanted arrived today thanks to the efforts of The Chaser’s social media team.

I solemnly present you with a deep fake of our Prime Minister singing on an EDM track titled ‘Coal Makes Me Cum’.

In what was originally just a harmless “dare” on Reddit, the admins of the @thechaser Twitter account apparently pulled an all-nighter to bring this monstrosity into existence from audio gathered from last week’s Federal debate in Brisbane.

The end result is a one minute and twenty-three second long EDM single, which features Scott Morrison vulgarly emphasising the effect combustible sedimentary rock has on his penis.

Internet critics initially called for the track to be included in Aria charts after the song reached number #3 on Australian iTunes charts.

The creators of the song reportedly used autotune to fake some of the more sexually explicit lyrics, and also created a video clip of sorts from footage from the federal debate in Brisbane between Albanese and Morrison.

While the footage of Scott Morrison introducing a piece of coal to a sitting parliament juxtaposed with Australia’s climate crisis might be a more nuanced tableau of the Prime Minister’s relationship with fossil fuels, ‘Coal Makes Me Cum’ gets straight to the point!

If the audio footage has disturbed you, feel free to compare the Liberal, Labor, and Greens policies about climate change for the upcoming federal election to make sure your vote counts.