Everyone Is Fighting About The Correct Way To Rank All The ‘Star Wars’ Films
'Attack of the Clones' is definitely last imho.
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If there’s one thing the Star Wars universe has a lot of these days, more than zoomy laser swords, more than pew-pew spaceships, more than space wizards — it’s bloody films!
There sure are a lot of Star Wars films — two full trilogies, with the third about to wrap it up in December, as well as two standalones. This is a whole extended universe, baby! Naturally, because a lot of Star Wars films exist, people want to rank them. It’s natural, it’s normal.
why is everyone ranking star wars movies today. is it a slow day at, the nerd factory
— Ipod ₂₀₀₁ (@alexqarbuckle) October 25, 2019
But because it’s STAR WARS, one of the worst fandoms in existence (ban all fandoms imho), the process is deeply cursed. Instead of just putting up some of your favourite films online, and having a chuckle with your internet friends, a bit of a nostalgic look back at some cool spaceship films that you once saw, the process is instead deeply heated and political.
How DARE you have a different opinions than me about the star war?
Here’s My Star Wars Movie Ranking
1. May
2. The
3. Force
4. Be
5. With
6. You
7. Please
8. Stop
9. Fighting
10. Online— Dean Dobbs @ MCM London (@DeanDobbs) October 26, 2019
On paper, it’s pretty interesting — generally, The Empire Strikes Back scores pretty high, and Attack of the Clones generally appears at the bottom. But other than that… there’s not a lot of consensus. And that would be fine, if we could be sure that it was simply based on pure subjectivity.
Everyone's ranking Star Wars now huh? Here's my list. pic.twitter.com/9KyKkFhCMq
— Rainskull (@Rainskull1) October 26, 2019
i see we're ranking star wars on the TL pic.twitter.com/Ao9r0HW2cS
— 🦇🎃💀 ᵇᵒⁿᵉ ᵈᵃᵈᵈʸ 💀🎃🦇 (@spookybookyozzy) October 25, 2019
Okay I'm doing it, here is my ranking of the #StarWars movies:
1. Revenge of the Sith
2. Return of the Jedi
3. The Last Jedi
4. The Empire Strikes Back
5. A New Hope
6. Rogue One
7. The Force Awakens
8. Attack of the Clones
9. The Phantom Menace
(I refuse to watch Solo) pic.twitter.com/R8zP9iyOQM— 🎃 🚫 Darth Nuggz 🚫 🎃 (@DarthNuggz) October 27, 2019
However, it quickly becomes obvious that there’s nothing simple and fun about Star Wars fan. As we might, JUST MIGHT remember, The Last Jedi was an insanely controversial film, that became dichotomised between an aggressively vocal bloc of weird incel types who hate “SJWs” meddling with their make-believe universe, and people who don’t suck.
Naturally this has continued in the ranking game, such as this one from someone called ‘Epic Hentai Boy’.
EpicHentaiBoy Official Star Wars ranking (as of 10-25-19, will rewatch everything before ep 9) #StarWars @starwars
@Disney1) Empire Strikes Back
2) Revenge of the Sith
3) A New Hope
4) Return of the Jedi
5) Rogue One
6) Phantom Menace
7) TFA
8) Ep2
9) Solo
10) The Last Jedi— Epic Hentai Boy (@EpicHentaiBoy) October 26, 2019
And then of course, lots of people hitting back! The real star war was on Twitter all along.
the correct star wars ranking is:
1. last jedi— ᴋʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ ☾ (@bensforce) October 25, 2019
My ranking of #StarWars
1. Rogue One
2.
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
8.
9.
10. all the rest pic.twitter.com/sFcD1KYQFp— michi (@NordZocker) October 26, 2019
Star Wars ranking
10. it’s
9. hard
8. to rank
7. them bc
6. they
5. all are
4. good
3. in their
2. own way
1. The Last Jedi— 𝐀𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐨𝐦 (@_afterblossom_) October 26, 2019
Since everyone’s doing it, here’s my ranking of Star Wars movies (hard to choose!):
1) Who
2) Gives
3) A
4) Shit
5) Just
6) Enjoy
7) Things
8) Jesus
9) Christ
10) Attack of the Clones https://t.co/3hYMNEgnfe— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 25, 2019
guys this is stupid. the only real Star Wars ranking is:
1. Jedi
2. Empire
3. A New Hope
4. Revenge
5. Phantom
6. Clonesanything titled “Star Wars” made after 2005 is not an actual movie, let alone a Star Wars movie. they are just lengthy commercials for a Disney theme park.
— 𝔱𝔰𝔞𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔠𝔨𝔢𝔱 𝔞𝔡𝔞𝔪𝔰 (@BecketAdams) October 25, 2019
I actually didn’t realise Rogue One was so popular? I love it, but I was surprised.
Anyway. My ranking is:
- Empire Strikes Back
- The Return Of The Jedi
- The Last Jedi
- Rogue One
- A New Hope
- The Force Awakens
- Revenge of The Sith
- Solo
- The Phantom Menace
- Attack Of The Clones.
Definitive #StarWars Ranking:
1. All Star Wars is pretty good.
— EmmAaah!! 🙀 Fyffe (@EmmaFyffe) October 25, 2019