Scott Morrison’s Terrible Campaign Bus Is Already A Meme, Enjoy!
The vengeance bus is coming.
It’s been less than 24 hours since Scott Morrison unveiled his terrible, no good new campaign bus, and naturally, the whole thing’s already a meme.
Unless you’re the Labor Party, that is, which apparently didn’t get the memo that the bus is bad and has instead opted to grumble about how ScoMo plagiarised Shorten’s own bad bus. Sam Dastyari also seems to be taking credit for the Prime Minister’s bad social media videos in this tweet, which is generous of him?
Like a bad social media video – Scomo’s new bus tour is derivative and unoriginal. pic.twitter.com/yJ8v2ebVfN
— Sam Dastyari (@samdastyari) November 4, 2018
Anyway, thanks to the Coalition’s uninspired and very simple blue bus design, it’s actually very easy to replace ScoMo’s weirdly underlined slogan with anything you want. Australians have wasted no time updating the bus with slogans that better befit the Liberal Party right now, like these:
Updated version. #auspol #Scomo #Morrison #Bus pic.twitter.com/6Z1gxVHEyU
— Marko (@AusLoafer) November 4, 2018
#auspol #qldpol #LNPFail #GoldCoast #SloMo #Morrison
Another view of the LNP bus in search of the road to a stronger economy.
They’re going to get us back to a strong economy. Promise! Forget all their false starts. Libs losing the next election is the road forward. pic.twitter.com/KEdG3ZFO5Z
— 𝔾old ℂoast 𝕃aborista 🎼 (@gcLaborista) 4 November 2018
#auspol #qldpol #LNPFail #GoldCoast #Morrison
This was just spotted in a Queensland service station. pic.twitter.com/aRjOREUwyx
— 𝔾old ℂoast 𝕃aborista 🎼 (@gcLaborista) 4 November 2018
Everyday I get in the queue, catch the bus that takes me to you…#auspol #Magic #Bus #LNPfail 3.0 🚮 pic.twitter.com/jLfdjueukY
— Tinfoilhatter (@TinfoilhatterOz) 4 November 2018
One particularly inspired punter has also rewritten the Vengaboys classic “We Like To Party” to fit this bus, which will henceforth be known as the “Vengeance Bus”.
The Vengeance bus is comin' and all on board are jumpy
Turnbull turfed by ScoMo
Caused another LIB fiasco
Now Scottie's nose keeps growin'
With every lie he's tellin'
His dag dad act's just not workin'
So now he's back to yellin' pic.twitter.com/Qb1QsWVTB7— Bat Aimless (@ladyaimless1) November 4, 2018
Anyway, if you would also like to add your own slogan to the Vengeance Bus, we’ve made it even easier for you — here’s a version of the bus with all text removed, ready for your slogans:
Scott Morrison’s new campaign bus, terrible slogans removed.
Honestly, why do politicians even bother customising buses these days? We all know how this will end.
thinking of slapping my face and political slogans on a bus, the vehicle that never breaks down in a damning visual metaphor.
— Colley (@JamColley) November 4, 2018
Feature image via Gold Coast Laborista on Twitter