The Internet Is Afraid Of This Definitely Possessed Baby And You Should Be Too
"You know what they say: The camera adds ten demons."
Everyone on Twitter is scared of this demonic baby, and look, it’s justified.
Whether you’re a horror movie buff or not, you’ll likely known the signs of a demonic possession. You know, uncontrolled convulsions, obvious voice changes and distinct personalities, upside-down crosses, and well, glowing, soulless eyes.
Twitter user @PassionPopSoc experienced this the hard way. She decided to purchase a new baby monitor so she could see her son while he slept. Unfortunately for her, either her son or the monitor is 110% absolutely, undoubtedly possessed.
We got a new video baby monitor and I think that was a mistake pic.twitter.com/Cu3Qwb0baJ
— Passion Pop Socialist (@PassionPopSoc) November 14, 2019
The photo garnered the attention of over 400,000 people over the weekend. The eerie image features the probable demon spawn laying in bed with bright, glowing eyes staring straight to the camera.
“We got a new video baby monitor and I think that was a mistake,” she tweeted to throw everyone off the scent of the true trouble being her baby, not the machine.
The child, who is reminiscent of Regan from The Exorcist, has understandably become nightmare fuel for people online.
I HATE EVERYONE WHO LIKED THIS BECAUSE NOW I WILL HAVE NIGHTMARES. THANK YOU.
— ☆ K.G.M. ☆ (@CanPanicNow) November 15, 2019
call the priest https://t.co/VYqfatE6B6
— Jules (@rombutans) November 15, 2019
Alexa, remind me to defeat the baby
— Grobzoula (@Grobzoula) November 15, 2019
You know what they say, the camera adds ten demons.
— Mike Langdon (@anthropomo) November 15, 2019
to be fair the monitor would probably be fine if your baby weren’t haunted.
— insects insects insects insects (@insectsinsects) November 15, 2019
Beyond the look of the child raising serious concern, the fact that the photo flickered and flipped on its own when opened didn’t help his case for innocence.
My screen flickered when I opened this pic. 😬
— it’s funny cause I’m an ordained minister (@HunsuckerJenni) November 15, 2019
Mine rotated the picture 90° a few seconds after I opened it. Definitely possessed. pic.twitter.com/SWRhR9Ov9S
— T.G. Wilkinson (@tgwilkinson) November 15, 2019
Of course, people just had to laugh through their fear and pain with edits to distract themselves. This includes the demon baby’s mum, who shared a “normal” photo of her son to sway the fearful.
— a strange shrill to die on (@theshrillest) November 15, 2019
this has blown up a bit, so I thought I’d post a normal photo of my baby so y’all can see how cute he is 💖 pic.twitter.com/KnZaPavLXS
— Passion Pop Socialist (@PassionPopSoc) November 15, 2019
Luckily for everyone, other parents decided to weigh in and shared that the demon eye phenomenon is super common. Or that’s exactly what the tiny satan worshippers want us to think.
My wife is in a group of Mums and one of them was convinced they had a ghost in their baby’s cot.
Turns out, the kid’s dad had forgotten to put on the mattress protector… pic.twitter.com/nbIqngF8kF
— Seánie (@seanieflanagan) November 15, 2019
Me too pic.twitter.com/fvSFIRyBnY
— Hailey (@hurricane_hails) November 15, 2019
Yeah, it’s a common thing on these cameras apparently. My daughter was laying upside down, which made it even more creepy pic.twitter.com/T7iAtqCo2f
— Todd Miller (@MillerTodd87) November 15, 2019
In adding fuel to the fire, Passion Pop Socialist decided to poke fun at the situation a little more by implying her son was just as demonic as we all thought.
We did but it turned the water to blood, the priest started climbing up the walls, it was a whole thing
— Passion Pop Socialist (@PassionPopSoc) November 15, 2019
On a related note, does anyone have experience with a good noise generator app? Every one that I’ve tried so far is just layers of whispered chanting in Latin instead of white noise. It still puts Finn to sleep but I don’t like it
— Passion Pop Socialist (@PassionPopSoc) November 15, 2019
But luckily for everyone subjected to the photo, she also decided to share a proper snap of her son. A photo of her totally human-looking and adorable baby boy, who surely isn’t a demon. I hope.
Palate cleanser pic.twitter.com/Tagxw3ooak
— Passion Pop Socialist (@PassionPopSoc) November 15, 2019