The Nine-Year-Old Who Ran An Organised Crime Ring On ‘Neopets’ Is The Internet’s New Hero
"This story is like Goodfellas, but with 10-year-olds on Neopets."
For a lot of us 10-year-olds growing up, playing mini-games on Neopets was just a nice way to pass the time after school. For others it was a lucrative business platform to make money by illegally running a rare pet-selling ring.
And that’s exactly what Texas-based software artist, Everest Pipkin, says they did when they were nine.
Reminiscing on their tradition of bi-annually emailing Neopets support to request access to their childhood account, Everest decided to just take matters into their own hands after years of no response.
every few years i email neopets support asking if they can help me log into my childhood account and (unsurprisingly, tiny team, millions of old accounts) i've never heard back
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
but today, when i was writing my biannual email to neopets support, i was like …. wait ………. i bet there has been a neopets hack. they still use http to log in for christsakes! surely there has been a neopets hack
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
Doing what they do best by working with code, Everest found a 2013 leak of Neopets information that listed passwords, emails, IP addresses, and dates of birth all in plaintext after hours of clicking around sketchy forums.
After searching around for their dad’s old AOL address tied to their Neopets account, Everest found the password but noticed that it had already been changed.
But instead of mulling over the lost account, Everest instead took the opportunity to remember why they were booted off the platform in the first place — for running a self-confessed “organised crime ring”.
but it reminded me of why i stopped playing neopets in the first place, which is that neopets took down my organized crime ring based on this exact same circumstance ??
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
For those who don’t remember how the iconic game worked, Neopets was really all about playing games to earn Neopoints to pimp out your pets with fancy colours.
Turns out, Everest created a business by leveraging every pre-teen’s need to flex on all the other kids in the game. By adopting unwanted pets at the “pound” and pimping them out, Everest was able to create a puppy farm of sorts, which made Everest Neopoint profit.
as a preteen precriminal, i made a tidy little neopoints profit on “adopting out” painted pets, for slightly cheaper than a neopets paintbrush would run you (which was very expensive). honestly a bit of a puppy farm situation but we all make do
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
this was not official- neopets had a “pound” where you could drop unwanted pets for adoption. so me and party 2 would get on AIM, they’d buy some overpriced item in my shop , then i’d put the pet up for adoption, they’d search its name at the exact moment, adopt it, done pic.twitter.com/0JXwwvOxgF
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
The reason this plan worked so well was that Everest had procured the elusive “Lab Ray“, which could only be accessed after finding nine Lab Map pieces through a long treasure hunt across the lands in game.
But once you had assembled the Lab Map, you were able to “zap” your pets every day for free. This zap could change your Neopet by giving you Lab Ray-exclusive colours, which, of course, would be exactly what a kid would want to flex on their friends with.
the way i had painted pets at less than paintbrush prices was because of “the lab ray”, which was accessed via the world’s longest treasure hunt. but once you assembled the map you got access to a button that basically did something random to one of your pets once a day pic.twitter.com/BYje43Mbkn
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
Everest would do this zapping every day, sell the Neopet when it finally became a cool colour, then make a new pet to repeat the process. However, as time went on, this time-consuming task became too much for one nine-year-old to handle, so Everest started an invite-only guild to manage workers interested in making some sweet, illegal profit.
To keep the workers in line, Everest provided the team with a Lab Map, and would given them a percentage of the Neopoint adoption profit when the map was returned.
this goes on for a while, we grow in power, we are small but influential, we are well regarded. i am filthy rich
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
But after running at such a small profit margin with tedious processes, Everest got both Neopoint and power hungry. Requesting to use and babysit friend’s accounts was simply not enough, so Everest begun hacking into accounts that had been abandoned.
Drunk on power, Everest, as a nine-year-old child, had learned the art of hacking and would change passwords and transfer account access to continue the giant scam.
my friends, THE RUSH I FELT at nine years old, staring at the friendly neopets welcome screen AND FOUR PETS WHO WERE NOT MINE. the adrenaline. the horror. the pride pic.twitter.com/mlxEAP5S7T
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
i want to say i hesitated, but i was nine and drunk on power and i simply did it. the pet transformed from an aisha to, i believe, a buzz. i thought about how they would feel, returning to a totally different species. would they think they had misremembered? imagined it? i smiled pic.twitter.com/aI5jaFRfGr
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
This process of scamming, stealing, zapping and selling continued for months, where Everest’s guild had collated a thousands of probable passwords and account names.
But as their friends stop playing Neopets, Everest decided to give up Painted Pets Adoption to their second-in-command — until PayPal dropped in 2002.
You see, before PayPal, Everest was simply dealing with Neopoints — a form of currency worth nothing outside of the gaming site. But in 2002, someone offered Everest Neopoints in exchange for US dollars, so naturally they jumped on the idea straight away.
an offer. someone offering to exchange their neopoints for.. well…. us dollars. it worked much the same way as our own scheme. get on AIM, sell an overpriced item in the shop, send a paypal transfer, shake hands
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
However, Everest’s guild did not feel the same way. The guild were certain that involving real money in this covert Neopets trading scam would get the business shut down and those involved booted off the platform.
Drunk off power, Everest decided to take matters into their own hands by redesigning the guild without permission of the team. Totally ignoring that they had given the 2IC full control of the guild six months prior, Everest made their first deal and managed to earn a sweet $10 USD that was deposited right into an unverified PayPal account.
i set up my first transfer using my personal shop, and it went – flawlessly. some small portion of all my accumulated neopets empire turned into $10 USD in my unverified paypal account. i was /living/.
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
Continuing this process “dozens of times with different Neopians”, it still wasn’t enough. So Everest decided to backstab their 2IC by taking her login information and bleeding her dry after a deal.
This power trip was ultimately Everest’s demise with the 2IC taking evidence of the organised Neopets crime ring to Neopets Support, who swiftly froze all accounts — including the PayPal account that had never been withdrawn from.
and thats when she took 2 and half years of internal conversations, forum posts, text documents, and AIM chats to neopets support and got them to freeze every single account i had ever touched, including my paypal account which i never successfully recovered (being eleven)
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
But in an act of sweet justice, Neopets had actually frozen all but one account — the account that Everest has so desperately tried to get back into for years. The same one that has since been hacked into itself, with its password changed and lost forever.
the end
— everest (@everestpipkin) August 23, 2020
Absolute scenes. Honestly, someone call The Social Network cast and crew to start production on this technological thriller RIGHT NOW.
This story is like Goodfellas, but with 10-year-olds on Neopets. https://t.co/tr8CMxHTis
— Andy Baio (@waxpancake) August 23, 2020