Lunch Club! And Finally We Have Definitive Proof: Cats Are Total Jerks
Dog-hating, shin-swiping, malevolent, malicious, spiteful, bullying jerks.
For as long as the video sharing service has lorded over the internet, YouTube has been one of the most vocal components of the age-old Dogs vs Cats argument. This compilation, its latest submission, presents a compelling case for the canines.
At first, what we see are a bunch of wimpy dogs being terrified of cats. They whine and cry, they back-up or pace back-and-forth in fear, they squeeze up against walls and slide down stairs to avoid the tiny fluffballs. The dogs looks like wimps, right? Cats are so small!
But keep watching to see the violent justification of their all-consuming fear. Cats are sharp-clawed, viscious bullies, and dogs’ shins are their prey.
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