Everyone Loved Hearing Australia’s Most Glamorous Celebrities Eating Loudly At The Logies
Australia's night of nights was very clanky.
It’s Australia’s night of nights, the peak of our celebrity culture, the glitz and glamour — the TV Week Logies.
Held amongst the bright lights and fibro of the Gold Coast’s Star Casino, this year’s Logies were dominated by two overwhelming narratives — the first being that Tom Gleeson’s dead-horse of a joke campaign finally managed to win him the Gold Logie.
“I have ruined the Logies, and it’s never going to happen again,” he said in his speech, after admitting that he’d been drinking heavily. “Our industry is dying, and I’m part of that!”
The culture of it! The never-ending glamour of it! The Australia of it all!
The winner of the Gold Loogie gets some fresh honey spat into their mouth via a popular Australian TV personality.
— chris (@garflyf) June 27, 2019
There was probably a second point of cultural discussion to be had, but unfortunately nobody could hear what it was, because the overwhelming audio of the entire night was all of Australia’s best and brightest quiz show hosts eating.
The cacophony of cutlery noises, was simply overwhelming.
People were amused.
So people are actually eating at the #Logies, you can hear their cutlery on TV.
— beverley wang (@beverleywang) June 30, 2019
The clatter of cutlery really adds to the broadcast. #Logies
— Higgo (@Higgo74) June 30, 2019
Are we supposed to hear the clinking of cutlery and crockery? #Logies2019
— CarynSM (@CazzyM9) June 30, 2019
is this what everyone at the #TvWeekLogies is using to eat their dinners or what pic.twitter.com/ilMwMRqy6F
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) June 30, 2019
Do they have mics set up specifically on the cutlery?? #TVWeekLogieAwards #Logies2019
— Samuel Leighton-Dore (@SamLeightonDore) June 30, 2019
And the winner is the knives and forks smashing on the plates during the Logies well done channel nine #TVWeekLogies
— ash_zanussi (@AshleyZanussi) June 30, 2019
I love hearing people eating from plates. No need to listen to the great comedian on stage putting in effort to entertain us. When else can we hear people eating? #Logies2019
— Reese 🏳️🌈 (@reesieboi) June 30, 2019
Every.
Time.
I.
Hear.
Cutlery.
During.
The.
Logies.#TVWeekLogies #Logies pic.twitter.com/5s5FchSNAd— Matt Fulton (@MattFultonComAu) June 30, 2019
Current situation at the Logies… All i hear are forks on plates… #TVWeekLogies pic.twitter.com/S1ODswQQSG
— Tara (@Tazelizabeth) June 30, 2019
Note producers: Give the audience a pair of George Colambaris' tweezers rather than cutlery next year. #TVWeekLogies #Logies
— Nez (@fraggle73) June 30, 2019
That’s it…. plastic cutlery next year. You’ve ruined it for everyone #TVWeekLogies pic.twitter.com/6MBUosXr0t
— Kee (@KeeniMaree) June 30, 2019