‘Kingdom Hearts 3’ Is Finally Out After 12 Years, And People Are Having A Lot Of Feelings
Kingdom Hearts fans have done their waiting! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!
Kingdom Hearts fans have done their waiting! Twelve years of it! In Azkaban!
Kingdom Hearts 3, a role-playing game by Square Enix and Disney’s powers combined, finally hit Australian shores yesterday. Yes, it was only released in Japan on January 25, but fans haven’t just been waiting for this for four days. It’s been 12 years since the release of Kingdom Hearts 2, and players have been well and truly ready for the series’ next instalment.
While a collection of mobile games, Nintendo DS games and PlayStation Portable games did come out in the time between Kingdom Hearts 2‘s release and this week’s Kingdom Hearts 3, most were prequels. Kingdom Hearts 3 finally concludes the main series’ Dark Seeker Saga – a saga which has now taken 16 years to tell, and which was only intended to be Kingdom Hearts’ first act.
Kingdom Hearts’ timeline could best be described as a Jeremy Bearimy. In simplest terms, the plot follows our anime protagonist Sora and his trusty sidekicks, Donald Duck and Goofy, on a quest to defeat bald wizard Xehanort. Xehanort wants to destroy and remake the world, and Sora and pals are very much not about that.
Along the way, our intrepid band of bizarre heroes visit various locations from Disney films and meet their residents, making friends, influencing people, and whacking things with a giant key. In Kingdom Hearts 3, these locations include the worlds of Big Hero 6, Frozen, Monsters Inc., Tangled and Toy Story, all of which are being introduced to the series for the first time.
Look, it’s much more complex than that, but for the sake of brevity and sanity, let’s leave it there.
Kingdom Hearts is so convoluted and abstract. I'm surprised no one has started a religion based on it.
— Cameron Loomis (@universebycam) January 29, 2019
Fans are incredibly excited by the return of the beloved franchise, many having quite literally grown up with the series. The first Kingdom Hearts game was released in Australia on 28 September 2006, and now many of its original fans are adults. It’s a great blast of wholesome nostalgia.
[Discussion] I started this journey as a boy, continued it as a teenager and I’m about to finish it as a man. from KingdomHearts
Kingdom Hearts 3 coming out is surreal. To think about what my life was like when 2 came out is bizarre. I was in 7th grade, I was a kid. Now as a 25 year old adult, I get to continue and finish the story I’ve waited 13 years for.
— Drew Elder (@DElder93) January 29, 2019
Kingdom Hearts 3 is out now. I've waited all my adult life for this game.
Just kidding I've been waiting since I've been 12.
— Jonathan Logue (@jlogue52) January 29, 2019
I was 6yo when I first saw my sis finish Kingdom Hearts. Even though I didn't understand the language, as soon as the ending kicked in I started sobbing like the lil baby I was… I'm sure it's gonna happen again as I'm nearing 20. #whereheartsreturn pic.twitter.com/t9eD8Z8iKh
— Damcyans (@damcyans) January 29, 2019
You know you’ve waited a long time for something when you waited for it as a kid, then it finally comes out when you’re an adult. When I first started waiting for Kingdom Hearts III I was just a kid who loved games…now I’m literally studying game design and making my own games!
— Eric (@eizoraik) January 29, 2019
I only got to play an hour of Kingdom Hearts 3 bc I have work in the morning (ugh) but I’m loving it so far. I can’t believe I’m joining Donald, Goofy, and Sora again for another adventure, this time as an adult. I feel like a lil kid again 🥰
— Kendra 🥑 (@punkvandam) January 29, 2019
Me, a grown ass adult:
*Buys groceries*
*Does laundry*
*Cleans apartment*
*Cooks food for the next 5-7 days*
*Literally looks left & right as though I’m being watched but knowing I’ve been by myself all day*“Hell yes, the coast is clear, I’m gonna go buy Kingdom Hearts 3”
— Krampus (@Fuhhrank) January 29, 2019
Now 17 years later, I am not in school anymore, married and about to be a mom. I am all grown up now and I am just as in love with Kingdom Hearts as ever. We are currently playing our copy of KH3 and I am a crying mess.
— ⎝( •̀ω•́ )⎠Charmmy (@CharmmySkitty) January 29, 2019
I am a responsible adult and I will not take the day off to play kingdom hearts I am a responsible adult and I will NOT take the day off to play kingdom hearts I am a responsible adult and I WILL NOT take the day off the play kingdom hearts I am a responsible adult I AM A RESPONS
— Joslyn Lambaria (@joslyn_v) January 29, 2019
Of course, not everyone grew up with the series, and its confusing lore may turn some people off. But, in some small part, we call all partake in the happiness Kingdom Hearts 3‘s release has brought.
The best dick I’ve ever had in my life was from a nerd that gave me that work after he beat kingdom hearts so I’m excited for this new game when that shit drop
— Necro Mami Ⓥ (@frankenfemme_) June 12, 2018