Turns Out It Was Kevin Rudd, Not Scott Morrison, Who Sped Up Australia’s Pfizer Restock
"Theory: Kevin Rudd challenged the Pfizer chairman to a game of handball and when he won we got the vaccines expedited"
Former Prime Minister Kevin Rudd has been credited with helping expedite Australia’s Pfizer restock, according to the ABC.
Reports say the Federal Government had bungled their initial negotiation with the pharmaceutical company last year, and Scott Morrison had added salt to the wound when he failed to speak directly with Pfizer’s Chairman and Chief Executive Albert Bourla, during this time.
theory: Kevin Rudd challenged the pfizer chairman to a game of handball and when he won we got the vaccines expedited
— Lav Baj (@lavosaurus) July 12, 2021
Rudd stepped in after top business leaders called on him to intervene after seeing the poor vaccine rollout a year on.
He arranged a call with Bourla as a concerned citizen last month, asking if the CEO could “advance the dispatch of significant quantities of the Pfizer vaccine to Australia as early as possible in the third quarter this year.”
“Dr Bourla indicated that, if it became physically possible to bring forward delivery, he would require a further formal contractual request from the Australian government to that effect,” Rudd wrote to ScoMo as a follow-up on June 30.
The ABC has received a copy of Kevin Rudd's letter to Morrison, where he outlined his success in bringing forward Pfizer delivery. Morrison then claimed it as his own victory.
Here's the letter in full. You won't see this reported in the Murdoch press. THANK YOU MR RUDD! #auspol pic.twitter.com/h7ovymJTce
— Stephen #StayHome 🏡 (@TheAviator1992) July 11, 2021
Pfizer has since released a statement negating Rudd’s role, saying the suggestion “that any third party or individual has had any role in contractual agreements reached between Pfizer and the Australian Government are inaccurate.”
They stated that “Pfizer has a strong relationship with the Federal Government” and the “only two parties involved in these agreements are Pfizer and the Australian Government.”
Last Thursday, it was announced the Government had negotiated with Pfizer to boost weekly supply to up to 1 million doses this month, from the current 300,000 to 350,000 figure.
It’s important to note that Australia isn’t getting a larger quantity of Pfizer doses, but rather, fast-tracking what was already in the works. Pfizer has maintained its commitment to delivering 40 million vaccine doses this year.
“We have been working with Pfizer now for quite some period of time to bring forward our supplies,” Morrison said on the Today Show last Friday.
Kevin Rudd being Prime Minister again is such a pandemic thing to have happened
— David Milner (@DaveMilbo) July 12, 2021
every time you think it can't get any crazier, kevin rudd appears from the mists like a phantom and produces some insane shit about how he was working in the background the whole time
— weird guy you follow (@ronniemandias) July 12, 2021
“The Australian government at all levels have been proactively and continuously engaged directly with Pfizer throughout the COVID-19 vaccine rollout,” a spokesperson for Health Minister Greg Hunt said to the ABC’s 7.30 program.
“While we were made aware of Mr Rudd’s approach, we are not aware this approach had any impact on the outcome.”
Scott Morrisson pretending to get Pfizer while Kevin Rudd actually does it. pic.twitter.com/VKp5yl7I9a
— Adam Zwar (@adamzwar) July 11, 2021
People are now hilariously asking Rudd to fix their personal woes as well, so can he help me file my tax return while he’s at it?
Calling on Kevin Rudd to get my favourite hoody back from my ex-girlfriend.
— Kirsty Webeck (@KirstyWebeck) July 11, 2021
Heard Kevin Rudd was responsible for getting Secret Life of Us on Netflix. Hero.
— Kara Schlegl (@karaschlegl) July 11, 2021
Does Kevin Rudd also cook Morrison’s curries behind the scenes?
— Andrew Hansen (@andrewjhansen) July 11, 2021
Kevin Rudd is in talks with my mum so she makes spag bol for dinner tonight
— Big Piss (@beefpog) July 12, 2021
Kevin Rudd broke into my house, took out my packaged IKEA furniture, laid out the pieces neatly and set down instructions nearby
The bastard— Icecream Noodle 🐶🍦🐍 (@VisceraBot) July 11, 2021
I’m gonna ask Kevin Rudd to call and find out what’s happening with the job application that’s currently ghosting me
— Kurt Sengul (@Kurt_Sengul) July 12, 2021
petition for kevin rudd to come to my house and loosen all the jars so i can open them in one swift motion to impress guests with my strength
— scoot (@scoutboxall) July 12, 2021
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