The Best Reactions To Kendall Jenner’s Cursed Cucumber Cutting Technique

"After watching Kendall Jenner try and cut a cucumber, I now must see her cut a rotisserie chicken."

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Kendall Jenner has no idea how to cut up a cucumber, and that’s just something we’re going to have to live with.

In a recent episode of the family’s new TV series, The Kardashians, the 26-year-old attempts to rustle up a healthy treat as concerned mother Kris Jenner looks on.

“Do you want the chef to make you a snack?” Kris asks. “I’m making it myself. I’m just gonna chop up some cucumber.” To which a wide-eyed Kris responds, “You go girl. Be careful.” Personally, I’m never been a fan of “You go girl”, but “You go girl, be careful” is the sort of measured encouragement that I can get on board with.

Anyway, all hell breaks loose when we see Kendall Jenner’s attempt to coin an extremely weird knife-cutting technique, and for a moment you can see the deep combination of regret and concern in Kris’ eyes. She has raised a grown woman who can’t cut a cucumber, and Kendall is that grown woman who can’t cut a cucumber. Both women will no doubt go on to reckon with these facts in their own way.

In the meantime, here are some of our favourite reactions to Kendall’s chopping technique.

Kendall herself also weighed in on the incident.