Get Into The Resentful Holiday Spirit With Nick Offerman’s ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas’
Spoiler: there are definitely some swears.
Supermarkets won’t stop playing Mariah Carey, all your friends who work in retail are quietly crying and chainsmoking, and your hangovers seem to be getting a lot more regular. Christmas has arrived. Yes, the internet is slowly powering down and your TV is getting taken over by a bunch of obnoxious D-grade celebrities and game show hosts singing tacky jingles, but there’s one loveable old Grinch you can still count on for some honest Christmas feels.
Nick Offerman is here to get you in the holiday IDGAF sprit with this classic tale of a fat bearded intruder and “some kids [who] were sleeping and dreaming of sugar plums and other random shit”.
Christmas is weird.
