Five Reasons You Should Tune Into Ke$ha’s ‘My Crazy Beautiful Life’ Tonight
The show premieres locally on MTV tonight, and it is insane.
So, turns out it only takes about 20 minutes to go from hating a star-spangled Ke$ha to well, really liking her. It’s not often that a ‘behind-the-scenes’ celebrity vanity project can change your opinion so drastically, but, well, this show is INSANE. Ahead of tonight’s local MTV debut of Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life, we take a quick look at why you should tune in.
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1. Because she’s on a man hunt
Not only does Ke$ha get drunk and make out with strange boys less than five minutes into the episode (all while her brother is creepily filming in the corner), but men dressed in giant penis suits regularly grace her stage (see above). Also, while in Glastonbury for her “rock ‘n’roll right of passage”, her prime concerns seem to be to find some Scottish ginger beards, “eat” said ginger beards (no, we didn’t make a typo), and educate her brother on the art of “not cock-blocking”.
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2. Because her mum’s a legend
While her mum sheds a tear or two when Ke$ha hits the road for a week, she also regularly threatens to beat the shit out of Perez Hilton. Seems like a pretty balanced woman.
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3. Because she unashamedly stalks her ex-boyfriend, Harold
After being forced to break-up with her first love in order to “go on the road,” Ke$ha uses her brief stint back in LA to suss-out her old boyfriend’s new digs (and hopefully catch a glimpse of his new lady-friend). During this stalker-y segment, she threatens to “poop in her pants, she’s so scared” and twenty seconds later says she’s “literally going to throw up on myself”. Stalking, poo and vomit: Ke$ha sure knows how to win ‘em back!
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4. Because she does finally find her ginger man
Alright so he’s not a Scotsman, nor does he have a beard (uh, or probably even pubic hair for that matter), but she’s found him and he loves her and that’s all that matters. That, and giving “the haters the finger”, and just being yourself: all important.
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5. Because she has the same stylist as Marge Simpson
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Ke$ha: My Crazy Beautiful Life premieres on MTV (Ch 124) at 8.30pm tonight.
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