Drake Is Being Roasted After Showing Off His Ridiculously Huge Mansion
"Every room in Drake's house looks like he lives in the third best hotel in Qatar."
The old adage that money doesn’t buy taste is never more true than when you glimpse the inside of celebrity mansions.
They seem to be either examples of austere minimalism — in which you have to assume they sleep standing upright in a cupboard that folds into the wall — or garish opulence, like Louis XVIII just exploded all over the walls.
And you’ll be happy to know that Drake’s home, which was just pored over and photographed in the latest issue of Architectural Digest, is very much the latter.
The 50,000 square-foot Toronto home is called The Embassy, and hosts features such as an NBA regulation-sized basketball court — “crowned by a 21-square-foot pyramidal skylight” — a light sculpture containing 20,000 hand cut pieces of Swarovski crystal, a master bed that weighs one tonne and has a whiskey and champagne bar built into the headboard, a recording studio, and a two-story closet.
“Because I was building it in my hometown, I wanted the structure to stand firm for 100 years. I wanted it to have a monumental scale and feel,” Drake told Architectural Digest. “It will be one of the things I leave behind, so it had to be timeless and strong.”
It’s just…rather a lot. It’s the greatest episode of MTV’s Cribs that never was.
“I think the house shows that I have true faith in myself to take on this task when I was just 27 and see it through,” Drake said. “I also think the house says that I will forever remain solid in the place I was born.”
Given everyone on the internet is in isolation with nothing better to do than comment on Drake’s house, the reactions have been top-shelf. Scroll down to see some of the best — and make sure you check out the full Digest feature, it’s definitely worth your time.
only thing drake’s home is missing is adam sandler’s character from uncut gems https://t.co/XvPKrLk5sP
— David Farrier (@davidfarrier) April 8, 2020
Every room in Drake’s house looks like he lives in the third best hotel in Qatar https://t.co/MEV9ay6yrO pic.twitter.com/Wr52ALYteA
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) April 8, 2020
Drake is 33 with the interior design taste of a 50 year old mobster’s wife.
— Kornflak ak lèt (@Not_Yves) April 8, 2020
I…kind of like Drake’s house. It’s the Miami girl in me. Sue me! 1980s Miami vibes forever!
— Jenna Rosenstein (@JennaRosenstein) April 8, 2020
i can fit 125 of my apartment into one of drake’s homes
— Alexandra Mondalek (@amondalek) April 8, 2020
So this is what it’s like to live in the perfume department at Macy’s
— Gerhard M (@GerhardM_com) April 8, 2020
drake showing us his big house like pic.twitter.com/azFGSwE86s
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 8, 2020