Trump Looked Directly At The Eclipse, Of Course, And Now People Are Roasting The Crap Out Of Him
He had one job.
I think the thing that’s so fascinating/frustrating about Donald Trump is that his incompetence has layers. He’s like an especially revolting onion.
Sure, there’s the really horrifying stuff, like when he goads North Korea into a nuclear standoff or decides, on a whim, to ban transgender people from serving in the military. But there’s also the more mundane stuff, like when he stares directly at an eclipse without viewing glasses.
On Monday, Trump, his wife Melania and their young son Barron joined hundreds of thousands of other Americans in marveling at the first solar eclipse to sweep the country coast-to-coast in almost a century.
It should have been so simple. Even he should have been able to get this right. And yet…
Someone shouts “don’t look” as Pres. Trump looks up without eclipse glasses on as solar eclipse passes over D.C. https://t.co/5ft70fm30R pic.twitter.com/0lAkuzF9RZ
— ABC News (@ABC) August 21, 2017
I’d like to tell you that this is the stupidest thing the President of the United States will do this week. But it’s only Tuesday, and I just can’t make that guarantee.
Scientists: Don’t look straight at sun during eclipse.
Trump: Hold my glasses. pic.twitter.com/3MySTJYq4d— Dan Worthington (@danWorthington) August 21, 2017
AIDE: You need to wear eclipse glasses.
TRUMP: Did Obama wear them?
AIDE: Yes – it’s a safety issue.
TRUMP: Then it’s settled. No glasses. pic.twitter.com/gXQrDat96l— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) August 21, 2017
This guy who just looked at the sun without glasses will be giving an address on the US strategy in Afghanistan tonight. pic.twitter.com/ERkbd3OmRQ
— Thomas Bishop (@bishopk0s) August 21, 2017
[*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme*] pic.twitter.com/1zKCToAQRS
— Scott Tobias (@scott_tobias) August 21, 2017
another victory for the alpha president– with one photo, he has exposed the non-retinal-damaged media as the elitists they are pic.twitter.com/fLy23cjetq
— Everett Rummage (@Trillburne) August 21, 2017
Trump—his corneas baked off after staring into the sun—stands before the press, explaining why this eclipse was the greatest, just so great
— Roqayah Chamseddine (@roqchams) August 21, 2017
TODAY: Advisers Say Trump Will Show Restraint During Eclipse
TOMORROW: Trump, Blinded and Drunk on Sun’s Rays, Pledges to Destroy the Moon
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) August 21, 2017
I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s a Trump tweet from a few years ago that says “Only utter idiots stare at solar eclipses without glasses!”
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) August 21, 2017