Comedian Demi Lardner Brutally Mocks The Religious Freedom Debate With This Helpful PSA

Following a week of intense debate over whether religious schools should have the right to ban gay students and teachers (they shouldn’t), comedian Demi Lardner has produced a public service announcement to quell the fears of homophobes all around Australia.

“Do you believe in education, safety and family values?” she asks in the video which appeared on Monday night’s episode of The Feed. “As we speak, there is a threat that means to infect those values and corrode the safe haven that protects our children, our most precious resource. That force is sometimes known as The Gays. That’s why we’re working to protect these little meat dolls at Families Against Gays in Schools (F.A.G.S).”

“Gays, or ‘sin bitches’ pose a threat to our youth by spreading their ideology, primarily through the poison sacks in the necks,” she explains. “They also expose our children to homoerotic public displays of affection, which confuse and frighten the youth, and also make me feel sick in my tum tum.”

Lardner goes on to provide some helpful tips for identifying potential “flower fuckers”.

“If you suspect someone in your life of being a bum president, there are a few obvious signs,” she says. “How many A’s do they use when agreeing with something. Webbed teeth. And the thin veil of viscous fluid wherever they’ve been.”

“And remember, a gay is unable to enter your house or school unless you specifically invite them.”

Watch the full sketch below.

And now a message from the 100% totally sane people who want to keep gay people out of schools. pic.twitter.com/AXAmt4nuJ6

— The Feed SBS (@TheFeedSBS) October 15, 2018