Coronavirus Claims James Bond: New Movie Delayed Months Thanks To Virus, And Fans Are Pissed
James Bond's got the coronavirus.
James Bond has been laid low by the coronavirus. Sort of.
No Time To Die, the new Bond outing, was due to release in cinemas a little over a month away, in April. The hotly-anticipated film is presumably Daniel Craig’s last outing as the world-famous super spy, and had thus generated a huge amount of excitement — excitement now quelled by the coronavirus.
Yep, worried that the coronavirus will have people self-isolating in their homes rather than going out to the cinemas, MGM have delayed the release of the Bond film some six months, till November. Now, the film will come out Thanksgiving weekend, around November 25.
It’s a bold assumption that the coronavirus and the media furore around it will have died down by then. But MGM are clearly trying to play it safe — much to the chagrin of dyed-in-the-wool Bond fans, who are taking it all predictably and understandably badly.
no one talk to me no time to die really got delayed till november pic.twitter.com/MAI2rJ6iqM
— victoria (@vckyfvl) March 4, 2020
Fucking coronavirus delayed the next Bond movie god dammit
— Anthony (@anthonyongg) March 4, 2020
WTF? No Time To Die delayed to November because of the Corona Virus? pic.twitter.com/Ie8ard60ZY
— Harry Thomas (@HarryThomasPic) March 4, 2020
There are even rumours that No Time To Die features a weaponised virus as its main plot point. If that’s true, it’s kind of a no-brainer for MGM to move the release date — not exactly escapist entertainment to sit in a theatre and watch a villain release a new plague unto the Earth.
NO TIME TO DIE is not delayed just because of coronavirus, but one of the main plot devices seems to involve a weaponized virus. So, I get it
— chip / VP of THE OUTSIDER hive (@chipoffyoblock) March 4, 2020
Anyway, at least this whole mess has spawned a new glut of Bond/coronavirus memes, surely not a sentence that I ever would have imagined writing some three or four months ago.
"No, Mr. Bond… I expect you to die."
"Well there's no time to die."
"Then, Mr. Bond, you will… die another day. Perhaps tomorrow…"
"No, tomorrow never dies."
"Then, Mr Bond, how about November 12th in the UK and November 25th in the United States?"
"Smashing."
— Mike Ryan (@mikeryan) March 4, 2020
delaying NO TIME TO DIE until november should hopefully give MGM's animators the time they need to fix James Bond’s terrifying hedgehog teeth.
— david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) March 4, 2020
Ironically enough, postponing "No time to die" by 7 months because of a pandemic has actually given us plenty of time to die before we see it #Covid_19 #coronavirus #bond #NoTimeToDie
— Kieran B (@Holyirishman) March 4, 2020
Just goes to show: even if poison-tipped blades, gun tubes under tables, and dangerous octopi can’t kill James Bond, then perhaps the novel coronavirus can.