Everyone’s Halloween Obsession Is The 12-Foot Home Depot Skeleton
Home Depot is selling a special Halloween item this year – a 12-foot-tall skeleton. And the Internet can’t get enough.
The American store Home Depot is a bit like Bunnings, except that Bunnings sells sausage sizzles, and Home Depot sells a 12-foot skeleton that everyone loves.
Listed for a few hundred dollars on their website as a “12 ft. Giant-Sized Skeleton with LifeEyes”, which is terrifying, the skeleton has become Halloween’s most coveted item. It has been sold out non-stop in stores, with resale prices hitting over $1000 on eBay. And I can see why! He’s a tall and scary boy that deserves our love and adoration.
People started spotting the skeleton out in the wild, and images began popping up on the Internet, alongside people using the skeleton for their own creative output.
— Home Depot Skeleton (@TaylorLorenz) October 3, 2020
Before this I had never realised that one of my life’s desires was to see a huge skeleton strapped on top of someone’s car driving down the road, but it apparently was.
So who else is getting the 12 foot skeleton from Home Depot? pic.twitter.com/bUNsiqXjbK
— jamie (@gnuman1979) September 26, 2020
I will never get enough of seeing this skeleton hanging outside of people’s homes.
YOU GUYS. IT HAPPENED. I SAW THE HOME DEPOT SKELETON IN PERSON TODAY. 💀 pic.twitter.com/FlayxeDpN2
— Ashley Green (@agreenphotog) September 29, 2020
And there are no bones about it, people are sharing great jokes and memes about our giant hero.
why buy your girl flowers when you can buy her the giant 12ft skeleton from Home Depot
— molly (@mollomoo) September 27, 2020
What if we kissed under the home depot giant skeleton? 👉🏼👈🏼🥺 pic.twitter.com/vcDa4UualT
— Rob Parra (@rob_parra3) September 27, 2020
buying two 12ft Home Depot skeletons so I can make them do this pic.twitter.com/cCTqp9arst
— I hope this is spooky… (@sablaah) September 28, 2020
I’m so fucking mad because this was the FIRST thing I thought of reading this pic.twitter.com/0yE9fP31rl
— Shizzy McCreepy 🔪 (@EmClKl) September 30, 2020
Just putting it out there, if someone in Australia starts selling the skeletons, I will be purchasing one immediately.
everyone my age is getting married and I’m looking at making monthly payments on the Home Depot 12ft skeleton
— mp (@marypayne_) September 26, 2020
Welcome to The Bone Depot. 🌱
— Rox 🎃👻 (@shardsofblue) September 23, 2020
And look, if 2020 is anything, it is certainly the year that it makes sense for their to be huge and creepy and scary skeletons haunting our neighbourhoods.
Imagine waking up from a coma in 2020 and everybody is wearing masks and a lot of the offices and business are closed and also there’s an army of 12-foot-tall skeletons on people’s front yards
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) September 29, 2020
I love you, skeleton.